Tuesday, 05 February 2008

In My Defense

For those who could understand Ilonggo...

Last weekend:

PAMAHAW

Siya: anu pamahawon mo?

Ako: weetabix with chocs guro. kag basi kan-on ko to ang mango float.

Siya: Chocolates and mango float na naman? Gatambok ka na ho...

Ako: dry toast na lng eh (andaman mo lang...)

(silence)

PANYAGA

Siya: anu gusto mo nga sud-an?

Ako: ok na ko ni sa apple... tambok ko daan.

Siya: nugay ka da Kris ha..

(silence)

PANYAPON

Siya: Kris kaon na.. nagluto ko curry.

Ako: (gutom gutom na gid).. di ko magkaon kay katambok sa akon.

Siya: Sige na ah... kay dessert mo to dason ang mango float.

TI MAN! surrender ka man gle...
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My plan for this month?

to add 10 effing years in my Mental Age.

They said I'm immature and child-like...

and I will try to lessen my tantrums.

I'll start thinking about the world,

and not just my personal space.

Wow! Deep.

(I'm just actually after the Nobel Prize)

20 comments:

Coldman said...
I'm ok.



number 9.

Hahahaha!
05 February 2008 16:56
KRIS JASPER ANGEL said...
@ coldman: parang chatroom?
05 February 2008 17:02
coldman said...
yan may dalawang comments na ako ah!

sign out.

=)
05 February 2008 17:08
KRIS JASPER ANGEL said...
@ KUYA coldman: i was just bored.
05 February 2008 17:13
FerBert said...
teka.. tatawagin ko lang yung stepmom ko.. ilongga yun eh.. papatranslate ko to.. hahaha

nobel prize! tsktsktsk.. anong kategorya ka? sa peace ako.. hahaha..
05 February 2008 17:25
KRIS JASPER ANGEL said...
@ ferbert: special category ako. taga saan step mum mo? Bacolod?
05 February 2008 17:29
LAD said...
haha ang hirap naman nung salita niyo.

hmmm, pero yung ibang word parang may pagkakahawig sa ordinaryong tagalong hehe.
06 February 2008 01:38
redlan said...
Dipuga (nakapamuyayaw man ko ba). Grabe, dipuga, ginpakadlaw mo gid ko todo ba. haha! Liwat-liwaton ko ni basa kung gainit ulo ko or wala ko sa modo.

Grabe ka magbalos. Sobra ka pa sa akon. Ti man siya man gle nag-surrender. Haha

Grabe ka gle magsunggod kag magsunlog.

Siguro kilalahay na gid kamu kag dugay na updanay nyo kay kabalo nasa sang weakness mo. "
Siya: Sige na ah... kay dessert mo to dason ang mango float."- so sweet (bal-an ko na kung panu ka paumpawan. hehehe)

Not just a personal space but world peace ka na gle.

TC!
06 February 2008 04:52
redlan said...
part bala na sang fasting KJ>? hehehe
06 February 2008 05:16
Carl said...
indiak maawatan T_T
06 February 2008 07:54
john be anonymous said...
sabi ko na nga ba eh, may down syndrome ka... don't worry lagi ka lang punta sa mataas para di ka ma-down.. nge!!!... :)
06 February 2008 08:05
KRIS JASPER ANGEL said...
@ lad: I didn't know there's a language called "tagalong". LOLs.

@ RED: haha!!! tanan nga
tam-is... I'll go for it. seriously, just woke up. I was so worried that no one would understand an Ilonggo post... and tsakto ko. look at the comments, ikaw lang ang naka intiende sang story! OMG! LOLs.

ma-an ja.
06 February 2008 08:18
KRIS JASPER ANGEL said...
@ carl: surrender na ko...
what did u say?
LOLs...

@Don: hay naku! ang mga punchline, pang "pugad baboy" sa inquirer... hehe...
06 February 2008 08:21
Mugen said...
salamat nga pala sa pagdaan sa blog ko bro.
06 February 2008 10:42
redlan said...
haha. Gani. Abi na nila ginalibak ta sila. Mu na gani ga-tagalog ko mag-reply comment.

Pero isa lang napamatud-an ko (ikaw mismo) nga damu man gyapon gabasa sang post mo bisan hiligaynon kay damu man gyapon ga-comment bisan indiaak maawatan sila(commercial sang globe sang una)

Kung tagalog pa gid ni ang post mo, damu pa gid makadlaw.

Congrats!
06 February 2008 11:20
KRIS JASPER ANGEL said...
@ mugen: saw it via Carl.. thanks as well.

@ RED: ma-an tana.. Imagine pa gd kung makinaray-a ko d. pati ako guro di makaintiende. LOLs.
06 February 2008 11:30
JOSH said...
RED, paki translate nga gani, or better, VEgan prince mark! help!

Gatambok , eh di ba tumaba yun? hehehe
06 February 2008 16:31
KRIS JASPER ANGEL said...
@ josh: well do u agree kuya josh? gatambok ko kuno?!
06 February 2008 16:39
JOSH said...
i guess so? nag gym ka naman eh. mag water diet ka kaya, hehehe... ahem, lol!
06 February 2008 17:00
@ josh: me? gaining weight? as in me? LOL.
06 February 2008 21:24