Monday, 18 February 2008
Post Bleed
I also mentioned about having a haircut in my previous post... But somebody told me that it's still ok. So here I am... just checking it out.
That is me, just checking my hair. Look at how I was trying to make my eyes bigger. I've been practicing that ever since I discovered that my eyes are a bit smaller in photos, and after 2 decades, I'm nearing perfection.
This is what I was wearing last Valentine's (Feb 14 as I was led to believe). I bought that shirt from FCUK, and the trouser is from Top Man. I dont know the name of the belt, but that's from a staff who went to India and she gave me that. Here I am again, just playing around (Boss, I know you're reading this, but I was actually checking if I still look presentable for the visitors or any unannounced inspections, you know....)
Lemme just share this recipe.. It's actually prawns cooked in cream and chillis. It's really hot, which I like. This was our appetizer last V-day.
Yesterday, BK (staff) said she feels her death is coming. I said that would be impossible coz no one could predict it. I then asked these two staff if they're afraid of death. One said Yeah, and BK said No.
Me, I'm not afraid of dying. I'm more afraid that it would be the people I love who will die first.
(Warning. This is me talking DeeP) This is a bit sensitive, but when I attended mass last Saturday, after I thanked God for always giving me blessings and all the trials He had given me are really just shallow (Coz I'm sure He knows I am shallow), I asked myself... What if we die, we just die and that's it? We turn to dust and that's it?
Please, do not challenge me.. I am Catholic, I will never change my religion, but I am also entitled to my own thinking and opinions. I am not heretic. When I asked BK that yesterday, she said No, coz all of us will live forever after we die. But I told her that billions of years from now, the sun will consume all it's fuel, that means we will all die anyway.. I watched this show about the end of the universe. Imagine the universe as a balloon, coz it's continously expanding, time will come it will explode. I dont think BK got my concept coz she talked about Noah's Arc then. This is the kind of conversation you'll have if you talk about Science and Religion. Deep and Boring.
I apologize for the above post. I am reminding you all that you're still in www.krisjasper.com and this site is all about my random rant and rambling. You are not in geekyfreak.com.
Back to my non sense, I have been suffering from back pains since Friday night. I hope it's not trapped nerves (but i dont think so). This is me again, imagining what it would be like if I'm old and unable to walk.
I like that photo.. People who know me will tell you I am playful and crazy.
I was watching this show called "Sex with Mum and Dad" last week. It's a show where Mums/Dads learn more about their child's thoughts and behaviours by talking about sex with the help of a sex therapist. It's a funny show really. Imagine asking your mum if they have been to threesomes and they'll say yes. There are things that you know are happening but you'd rather not confirm it. Well, one episode showed an old lady holding a dildo. That dildo was of her daughter's. The look on her face when she was holding that thing was amazing.
(A) Could it be that old grandma hasn't seen a dildo before? and she's wondering how to use it?
(B) Could it be that she's thinking "Oh, I use this thing as well"... Like mum like daughter?
(C) Could it be that she remembered her hubby after touching it? and maybe she's thinking "if only his is this big"
(D) could it be that she thought it's a cucumber and she thought she could use it for her salad?
(E) Or could it be she's thinking "it's not big enough for me".....
Please dont slag me for making theories of Grandma's face/reaction when I saw that in the telly. I'm a fan of CSI and I'm just a practicing Investigator.
30 comments:
Tangina, hindi pwede yang show na yan dito sa Pilipinas, magrarally ng nakahubad ang mga pari.
ganda nung polo mo kuya kris! pwede ba donate yan sa 3rd world? hehe..
di pa po kami ni cath.. cguro kapag pinatikim ko yang prawns in cream and chillis ang araw na un
ingats ka jan kuya ha!=]
Just enjoy life.
mamatay akong maaga mukhang di pa nga ako aabot ng 40..
gusto kong mapanood yang palabas na yan.. dapat may ganyan din dito sa pinas.. ang saya siguro nun..
@ RED: well.. lahat naman tayo di ba?
te, musta ka na da? ma-an, kun-an timo nga damu takon obra last week. (Hahaha...)
i love ur deep talk. for me, science and religion is never boring at all! hehe... ganda naman ng imagination mo dyan about getting old. buti at may wheel chair sa imagination mo! lol
are you from wisconsin or illinois?
thanks for sharing that spicy prawns recipe :D
Dun naman sa sex with mum and dad, dapat sa pinas meron din yan. Matagal ng isinusulong yang sex education dito sa Pinas pero wala pa ring nagyayari.
ang sarap naman manirahan dyan.. hahahahaha
You're looking good in ur photos, parang nag slim ka na and yeah, ur eye's look bigger! praktis pa, bwahaha! joke lang bunso...
pero pinakagusto ko ay yung photo mong nakaupo, bwahahaha!!!! joke ulit.
Ang Sarap naman nyang putahe mo, prawns, shrimps, crabs are my favorites! And that show, troika b w/ parents, hehehe... sana may ganyan d2 pinas (showing kaya sya sa cable d2??? hmmnnn..)
now for d serious side of Krisjasp... totoo ka dyan sa Catholic faith bunso... ako din kahit sabihin pa nila na may pagka "ere" ako pero i think i'll die with my faith. Kund death ang pag-uusapan, i really don't want to grow old. Mabuti yan at la ako asaw anak kaya i dont have "excess baggage" hehehe... Keep up d faith KrisJasp! :)
@ kei: i thought we already hav sex educ in school? I remember when i was in grade 5, our teacher talked about ejaculation and menstruation...
@ kuya Josh: i dont want to grow old as well.. I have always been independent and im worried i'll dropped them once im really old. i see it in here.. people unable to clean their ass coz of being old.
i'm actually looking forward to that day, when, according to astrophysicists, the sun would've consumed all of it's energy, it'll explode, and turn this earth into dust and ashes...
but as five for fighting have always sung... i could only have "a hundred years to live."
and yup, the shirt does look good on you.. :-) sex-ayyy!!
dont want to be toasted.
(LOL... kapal!)
-David Gerrold-
I am not afraid too of death.. or even dying alone..
it's ironic how i'd want my eyes to be singkit while ikaw naman u want to make your eyes bigger haha i'll send my pic trying to make my eyes singkit during my vacation in HK...
re- death, we got the same view... i'm not afraid of death. i'm ready anytime... haha next post mo you tackle what would your epitaph be? haha :-)
@ spongebabe: If my honesty becomes morbid.. well.. LOL.
thanks for visiting as well.
@ juan: hehe... thanks. anw, i dont think earthlings are (usually) happy/content with what they have...
nice reading from u again.
and that wheelchair photo.. OMG. :)) you look like a retard. hindi bagay kris! :P
when it comes to the death thingy, im not afraid to die, but im afraid of getting old. i cant imagine myself crippled, wrinkly, and full of grays. my gawwd! fuck. yan, nagwoworry tuloy ako. :-S pero nonetheless, im not afraid of death. maybe i'll commit suicide by the time im 60, para i wont experience wrinkles and all those crap.
and you watch that show? nabobore ako sa kanya. they do show obscene stuff, pero unfortunately, hindi satisfying yung mga nakikita koh. lol. atska ang pangit nung mga kids. omg. :))