Thursday, 28 February 2008

Resident Later

The other day, we were supposed to change doctors coz we haven't yet since we moved in this area. There's a clinic (or surgery as they call it here) right in front of us. But "A" doesn't like it coz the clinic doesn't look posh. "A" said that means the doctor (or GP as they call it here) is not good coz she has no money (meaning not enough patients) to renovate it. But I told "A" why register to a GP who is 10 minutes away when there's someone who we can just walk-in literally.


But would "A" listen to me?

So we walked to another surgery near the town centre, but when we inquired, the receptionist said we are already out of their borough so we should register to the surgery right in front of us.

So back to square one.

Walking back I was moaning to "A" that I just wasted my precious time walking to another clinic when in the first place I could have just registered myself in that little clinic in front of our unit, but I didn't just because "A" said the surname of the doctor sounds weird and funny, and the clinic didn't look posh.

But "A" said "Well I told you to turn back and just go ahead and register but you didn't, so you're partly to be blamed".

SEE? I dont win in any argument.


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We have new staff in the workplace. They're ok. They always ask me if I want a drink. And sometimes, no question asked, they'd just make me a nice hot drink. Awe! Nice eh? But sometimes I'm uncomfortable being alone with new starters. Like yesterday, I was in the kitchen warming my food in the microwave and these new staff were in there too. While waiting, coz I dont want them to think I'm ignorant and a snob, I thought of asking them some personal questions (even though they might say "I already told you that in my interview" and that'll show that I dont really listen to whatever they say about their personal lives in their interviews).

I was also worried that the conversation will turn out to be like this:

Scene 1

Me: So what's your job before?

New staff: I had robbed some banks. And I was also hired to murder some people.

Or scene 2

Me: Are you married?

New staff: Nah! but I have raped some girls, and even boys, even though we aren't legally bound.

Or scene 3

Me: What's your hobby?

New staff: Cannibalism.






I thought of just focusing in whatever it was I was doing instead of being nosy and pretending to be interested with their lives. I dont mind if they think Im a snob, that's better than me probing their past lives.
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I'm a member of Blockbuster and they send me unlimited DVDs. After watching it, I'll just put it back in it's envelope and post it back . When they receive it, they'll send me the DVD next on my list (I have an account on-line). Yesterday I received the last installment of Resident Evil. We watched it last night. It was ok. But after watching a number of Zombie films, I sensed they're all the same now.
There was "I am Legend", "28 days Later", "28 weeks Later"...
I wont be surprised if there will be "28 Years Later", or maybe "28 Centuries Later"

The possibilities are just endless...


In these films, a virus had swiped the planet and everyone infected became zombies.
Seriously, it's a possibility. Some terrorists, I'm sure, are doing the concoction now.
Or maybe, some wealthy businessmen coz then they could sell the antivirus themselves.


I dont mind being a zombie.
Imagine, zombie just walks around (coz they can no longer drive),
two arms lifted forward while grunting "Aaargghhhh!!!" ( maybe to air out the smell of their armpit),
aiming only for fresh flesh (coz they dont know how to cook, EASY LIFE),
doesn't care about his appearance and smell (well....).
I mean, how cool is that? I could save a lot of money if I'm a zombie!
As a normal (?) being, I'll die later on anyway.
So I dont mind being a zombie... It's like having a second life.



Osibe Kurungi! (that's goodbye from Uganda)

26 comments:

Keitaro Hanazawa said...
I like zombie films. Di ko lang alam kung baket.
28 February 2008 10:02
john be anonymous said...
parang text lang eh, U GANDA, ME GWAPO.. hahahaha...
28 February 2008 10:20
KRIS JASPER said...
@ kei: parang u made a post about zombie films b4?

@ Don: ok.. that's cool.
28 February 2008 10:35
Posh Probinsyana said...
Hahaha! You're weird. (referring to the conversations,lol)

Being the 'new one' and being surrounded by the 'new guys' will definitely be uncomfortable, lalo na if you're not good in making small talks [like me. ahaha].
28 February 2008 10:59
KRIS JASPER said...
@ posh: LOL.
that's normal if u'r new.
what's not normal is even u'r no longer new in a company but u'r still isolating urself from ur colleagues.
28 February 2008 11:08
FerBert said...
malaking katanungan: SINO SI "A"?

ui, may nasesense ako.. hahahaha.

ayokong maging zombie, ampanget nila eh. ayokong pumanget sayang naman tong gift satin ni Lord manager na magandang mukha kung magiging zombie tayo at magiging panget.

well pwede naman tayong maging pinakagwapong zombie eh. Wag mo na lang tanungin kung sino mas gwapo satin baka maging cannibal ako at kainin kita.

ang haba ng komento ko.. habaan ko pa kaya.


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yan mahaba na to...

LOVE,
FerBert <---adik
28 February 2008 11:42
cedeux said...
aheheh, iba ka talaga magisip kuya kris! lalo na ung mga scenario ng mga conversations nyo. adik!

i'm not really a fan of zombie films lalo na ayaw ko aging zombie. ew! hahah
28 February 2008 12:55
redlan said...
Kakulolbaan naman ina. I mean, the consequences later. Nabal-an na ni A? Kung paano ka magbalos. Naperdi ka? I know indi ka magpaperdi. Hipos-hipos ka lang pro. hmmmmm. Ano naman na maabutan. Nadumduman ko lang ang pamahaw, panyaga kag panyapon. ah ti abi.

nasobrahan ka ya kalantaw horror movies. anu anu na ya gasulod sa utok mo.
28 February 2008 12:56
KRIS JASPER said...
@ Ferbert: LOL. yun lang!
28 February 2008 13:22
KRIS JASPER said...
@ cedeux: may medical/health practitioner bang hindi adik? LOL.

or may blogger bang di weird?
hehe..

@ RED: Coz u tagged me to show some unusualities of myself. te ara, ang ka weirdohan ko, amu na ang gin post ko. LOL.

ma-an!
28 February 2008 13:26
cedeux said...
sabi ko nga kuya, ako lng ang emo! hehehhe

we so love Uganda!
28 February 2008 15:17
my-so-called-Quest said...
ako rin kuya e! whoops
28 February 2008 16:16
KRIS JASPER said...
@ cedeux: LOL! serious ang bagong foto.
28 February 2008 16:20
""rare*jonRez"" said...
the possibilities are endless indeed. what random thoughts u have here! when i read ur post, i kinda feel i am lost. lol well, i used to watch horror movies, too. but it abruptly changed when i had a child. i don't even mind them now. but who knows right? aren't the possibilities endless? *wink*

i love uganda language! :) thanks kuya for the often hop! :)
28 February 2008 16:22
my-so-called-Quest said...
hahahah! slight lng yan. alisin ko na rin tom. it's 12:22am kuya. tapusin ko lng 2 topics and i'm ready to sleep na. hehe
28 February 2008 16:24
KRIS JASPER said...
@ rare: There's just so many things in my head. It's really chaotic! LOL.
28 February 2008 16:25
Coldman said...
praning! hahaha! di mo naman ako masyado pini- pressure para mag update? =)
29 February 2008 03:40
Carl said...
i was bothered by your post. hahaha! pero sabi ng lit prof ko, the more startling, the better. ^_^
29 February 2008 07:23
wanderingcommuter said...
wow talking about a senseful conversation with the new staff...hahaha! i wonder if that is sarcasm i am feeling...hahaha...
29 February 2008 07:39
BoBoT said...
hi krisJ,

that's a hell of a post..all in one xa ha!

sipag mo pre, keep it up!

bot
29 February 2008 08:26
KRIS JASPER said...
@ kuiya coldman: galing ng new pics mo! well done kuya! well done!

@ carl: nice to see you back.
01 March 2008 00:03
KRIS JASPER said...
@ WC: nah... I'm nice actually.. a bit weird, but nice. LOL.

@ bobot: Inspired lang po. Hope ur ok na...
01 March 2008 00:04
JOSH said...
krisjasp

tnx for ur comforting words last time. i think em much ok na now! andami mo naman topics sa isang post. and zombies, yup like scene dat dan dat thing, hehehe.
01 March 2008 10:50
KRIS JASPER said...
@ kuya josh: WHAT? I didn't get it. LOL.

seriously, Im happy that ur ok.. maybe not 100%? But im sure you'll get there.
01 March 2008 18:16
BoBoT said...
Thank krisJ, i'm better now, i guess...
02 March 2008 03:15
KRIS JASPER said...
@ bobot: Mother's Day ngayon dito sa UK. I feel depressed as well now.
02 March 2008 08:23