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Monday, 10 March 2008

I have to ask that... This is a serious post, just in case you get bored. This might be my only serious post for this year anyway.

If you're wondering how come I'm so casual and careless..
Why I always say and express what i think.
Why I offend others quite easily, but it's easy for me to say sorry as well.
And why I dont take things personally... I can easily be offended but after I murmur about it... I'm ok.

This started when I was in high school. I had a bad tummy pain for 2 days... I was even brought to the hospital, Xrayed but nothing was found. The doctors decided to operate, and they found out that my appendix had ruptured. My dad was told that if the operation was delayed even for just 30minutes, that would have costed me my life. I then considered that to be my 2nd life. Next, I had a bad stomach ulcer,which again needed medical intervention. That was my 3rd life.

I was also involved in 2 major car accidents. So I was into my 5th life.

I say riding an aeroplane is synonym to a near death experience as it can have an engine trouble, or encounter a bad weather condition and unfortunately crash.

So, if I have been in at least 45 planes since I was young, this is (5+1=2 - mecq5 x 3Xy, carry over 4= 50) my 50th life!

Let's cut to the chase and just forget that retard who had shared his life up there.. I am careless, shallow and dont usually care about anything coz I have experienced that life can really be unpredictable and short!

And this was re-validated when my Mum died. It took me 6 months to fully recover. I still feel the pain, I still miss her. But I no longer cry like a schoolboy just by talking about it... I no longer ask why she died at that age (and at that time)... I no longer cry if I'm alone... I am no longer sending my life story to ABSCBN to be narrated by Charo Santos Concio.

Since then, I told myself (and obviously everyone surrounding me, interested or not) that I'll just enjoy my life and ensure that I always look my best and take pride of my appearance. If my life/time is challenged again, people will cry coz they miss me... and not because they feel sorry for me. That's the legend of KJ's shallowness...

Just imagine this:
scene 1
"huhuhu... poor KJ, he didn't reach his ideal weight.. Now he looks really fat... huhuhu..." (and refuses to carry my coffin coz it's heavy)

scene 2
"huhuhu... poor KJ, he was trying to build some muscles.. Now he looks like a toothpick.. huhuhu...."

scene 3
"huhuhu... poor KJ, he was scheduled to be liposuctioned.. I'm sure he doesn't like his spirit to look like a whale forever.. he might not fit the gates of heaven... huhuhu..."

scene 4
"huhuhu... poor KJ, he still have his chinky eyes... huhuhu..."

scene 5
"huhuhu... poor KJ... why now? there's a 50% sale in FCUK and TopMan this weekend.. he could have enjoyed that... huhuhu..."

See? That's why I shop, I dont worry, I dont frown and I always smile. And if I'm rich enough, I'll undergo surgery to make my eyes bigger!

My 1 week poll's result follows (off 57 votes):

MORE PHOTOS: 23 (40%)
MORE OF MY THOUGHTS: 22 (38%)
MORE OF MY LIFE: 34 (59%)
MY COCK : 32 (56%)

Thank you to all who took part... So people are interested with my life then.. And I thought I was boring. Last night, option 4 was in the lead. Maybe somebody didn't want me to show off my cock.

But still HERE IT IS: