KRIS JASPER

Got home and thought I might as well wait for the daylight. So at 4am, I started flicking through the channels.

At VH1 there was this show about "hot young royals"....
Wrong move on my part... I watched that show with envy. I couldn't help it. Aside from having good looks, they showed their filthy treasures.

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL CREATED EQUAL?
Well yeah, all of us went out via our mum's vagina (unless some of you passed through her anus), all of us had yucky-gooey stuffs when born, all of us cried to the same tune of "uhaaa! uhaaa!"... but life's equality had definitely stopped there.
Some of us went home to a comfortable place, others are still surviving and living in a fucking soap opera.
*How many of us had a live orchestra in our nursery (like the Japanese Royal) to pacify us from crying?
*how many of us were visited by Mickey Mouse and his friends, regularly, in our own houses coz mommy and daddy want us to be happy (like the royals from Brunei)?
*How many of us were given a Boeing 707 private plane on our 21st Bday (like the arabs)?
*Who in here has 200 cars as gift from their Daddy?
*I love TopMan and FCUK, do you think Daddy will buy me company shares from those, as the royal arabs do?
*Who in here will inherit $10billion when their Daddy/Mummy die (like the Saudi royals)? Or even just $450million like Prince Will?
If one of my readers had/ or has any of the above... please introduce yourself...
You'll be my new bestfriend.

That show left me 3 Valiums from 4...
I might ask Boss if I could have the spare Diazepams in our treatment room.