Tuesday, 01 April 2008

PRANKED

I wrote those numbers like a mongol. Anyways, 1 is for the House of Fraser bag, 2 is the chicken wrap and 3 is for the kitkat. Had it taken in Sainsbury's. The story behind the numbers? Here...

The other day, after going to the city centre to pay our bills I thought of going inside the House of Fraser to buy Martini glasses. So I walked in, went down the basement where the alcohols are located (thinking that the glasses for the drinks will be in there as well, as common sense will tell us). But Nah, when I asked an Eastern European lady where the glasswares are, she said in her hard Eastern European accent "6th floor". "Thank you" I said in my own Fil-Brit accent. But going to the 6th floor just to buy glasses was a challenge for me. That meant passing by the Men's section, and with them having sale that weekend it'd be hard to resist. But I fought it. While in the escalator I was thinking of all the clothes I bought last month that I still haven't worn. I thought of all the instances when I bought things that I resented later on coz I didn't really need them... I thought I'll go to the US within 8 weeks time so I need to save anyway.

So I settled buying one FCUK shirt. Then I went up to 6th floor.

As it was around 1pm, I thought should I go home, read, study and rest? Or should I just go to the Bullring (mall) as I was near it anyway. "A"'s at work for the day anyway... Home and study versus Mall and shop. Home or Mall? Study or shop?

So I settled studying what to shop for my incoming holidays.

So I went to Sainsbury's first, had chicken wrap for my lunch and saw that new kitkat for my dessert while on the go. The other bits in the basket are items we dont really need in the house like french mustard, olives, etc. But I bought them anyway coz I'm useless with budgeting.
And the rest of that day includes me and a number of till receipts, and MORE hard twanged Eastern European conversations coz they're everywhere now.

And regarding my previous post... Regarding the end bit.. You know, about that so called ghost story... That incident did not really happen. It's a BAD joke from me (in a way to prank you) in relation to April Fools' day.
ha, ha ..

Take care everyone.

updated (1915hrs)

Just got home.. The joke's on me. After having lunch, I renewed my membership in one shop and off I went to Marks and Spencer to buy anything I thought I'd fancy. Good thing I used the self check out machine coz it'll only accept cards. That's when I realized that I left my wallet in the last shop I visited. Inside my wallet were about £400, plus more than a dozen of debit and credit cards, and all my ID's including my nurse license and driving license. Anyone who'll keep it can steal my identity and will have access with my cards/banks. The ladies just smiled and said "you're very, very lucky" to me and handed me my wallet.

Thank GOD for good people. There are still a few left.

Speaking of few, I just watched TVPatrol, about an Aussie guy's blog against his Filipino boyfriend. Shame on that pinoy bf. I've visited this aussie's site once (you know, when I wander around and blog hop) but I just read one post and I thought it was'nt real, but hell... it's serious now eh? It's in TVP!!! I forget what's his site called now. Apparantly he gave him millions of pesos for an investment but that pinoy's keeping the money and the aussie wants it back. Lucky Fil bastard.
I hope he burns in hell.

30 comments:

Lawstude said...
Interesting story behind the numbers. It would be an interesting read until 10 lols. Take care!!!
01 April 2008 03:49
Coldman said...
isa ka rin palang joker! dyuk!
01 April 2008 06:22
acey said...
hi, kuya kris! i just found out you love shoppig. hehe. lol.

early ang april fools dito ah. =D
01 April 2008 06:53
KRIS JASPER said...
@ lawstude: I would love to, but I did this post at 213am today, just imagine what tym I would have slept if I gave a story to each item. lol.

@ coldman: Im more of a prankster.. ha, ha..

@ acey: at ngayon mo lang na noticed? lol..
01 April 2008 09:34
Richard the Adventurer said...
Hehe! Is that a joke.... Hehe :)

Nice :)
01 April 2008 12:07
kingdaddyrich said...
haha! buti ako hindi pa nabibiktima ng april fools fools na yan!
01 April 2008 14:48
daemon said...
hey krisjasper, just wanna say thanks for dropping by my bloggie...

erhm i dont get ur msg though...

nway do come back soon...

=)
01 April 2008 15:47
KRIS JASPER said...
@ richard: my previous post was... anw, musta na?

@ kingdaddyrich: lusot ka this yr. but who knows... lols...

@daemon: hello! which message?
01 April 2008 18:04
JOSH said...
happy april fools krisjasp! :-)
01 April 2008 19:14
the donG said...
funny. shopping might just be your weakness.
02 April 2008 07:29
KRIS JASPER said...
@ josh: hello kuya josh.... tagal mong nawala ah?

@ the dong: it is... i buy, then i think, then i regret. ha, ha
02 April 2008 08:10
Jonats said...
wow, luck you nga talaga! =p

and get this, the brian gorell issue is actually challenging libel laws in the philippines (the blogger is in australia, but the subjects are in the phil so they cant do much right now other than asking blogger.com to close down his site). in any case, its a lot better than the pinoy telenovelas u see over TFC.
02 April 2008 08:58
KRIS JASPER said...
@ jonats: i feel sorry for the aussie guy.. that's a lot of money he gave him.
02 April 2008 09:19
kai said...
£400cash in your wallet? i rarely have cash on mine usually enough for a bus fare or for a bottle of mineral water in spar. debit/credit card are the best thing invented on earth. buti na lang binalik syo - geez lucky lucky!

i wanna see the aussie's site ;[ poor thing. that fil is very clever, shame on him though.,
02 April 2008 12:36
wanderingcommuter said...
hgahaha....happy april fool's day. i must say that was a good one!
02 April 2008 13:48
jericho said...
napasakay mo kami dun ah ... hehe
03 April 2008 04:50
yarnhoj said...
i think I'd go for home and study...
03 April 2008 05:32
my-so-called-Quest said...
una sa lahat, ipagpaumanhin ang napakatagal kong pagkawala! hehehe

nabasa ko na ung blog na un!and it's really nasty!

ingats ka lagi kuya kris=]
03 April 2008 09:20
Carl said...
people now taking advantage of other people. sad fate for the world.

anyhow, thanks for dropping by kapatid. i now feel better. i'll take ur tip, talk to people.

kahit wa nang sense, sige lang. hehe.

ingat pre. ingat lagi, salamat uli.
03 April 2008 09:20
lunes said...
tayaan natin ung numbers sa lotto..wehehe...

lipat ka na sa states within 8weeks???wow...sama mo ko..wehehe..
03 April 2008 13:30
jericho said...
ok ... blame it on getting old. but somehow within this day, I forgot if I've posted my comment. hahaha. maybe I got carried away with your prank ..;)
03 April 2008 15:48
KRIS JASPER said...
@ kai: hi.. it was supposed to be for my ISA acct. and bills to be paid... sayang kung nawala di ba?

@ wandering community: I wont stop there.. lol.
03 April 2008 18:10
KRIS JASPER said...
@ jericho: talagang suki ka na dito ah? ha, ha.. thanks. and who's old? lol.

@ yarnhoj: well i didn't. i shopped, went home and studied. hehe..
03 April 2008 18:12
KRIS JASPER said...
@ doc ced: napakatagal nga.. lol.. is it abt the aussie blog? nakakahiya yun...


@ carl: isipin mo na lng na di ikaw yung aussie na nawalan ng malaking pera... hopefully it'd make u feel better.

@ lunes: pag nanalo ka, balato ko.
03 April 2008 18:16
Dakilang Tambay said...
wala akong kwenta sa pag bubudget.. lagi ako nauubusan ng pera.. hehe
04 April 2008 04:46
FerBert said...
nagcomment na ko dito..
tsktsktsk

asan comment ko!
taenang blogspot to..
lagi na lang nawawala komento ko..

binabasa ko blog ni brian gorell..
eto yung blog nya.
http://delfindjmontano.blogspot.com/
04 April 2008 05:14
kurisujae said...
hey bro, new header.nice!tagal ko rin di nakabisita.anyways, just want to say thank u sa support.i really appreciate it.

nways,dumaan lang bago ako magbakasyon.
kitakits pagkatapos ng big day!:D

nood ka sa april 10 bro.mukha akong gago dun.oks lang exposure pa rin.hehe.
04 April 2008 07:09
john be anonymous said...
sayang, ako nalang sana nakakuha ng wallet mo, edi ang saya ko sana ngayon. lol...
04 April 2008 12:15
wanderingcommuter said...
now i am scared! hahaha
04 April 2008 13:11
Batang WXYZ said...
galing ng mga punchlines mo:

"So I settled buying one FCUK shirt. Then I went up to 6th floor."

"So I settled studying what to shop for my incoming holidays."

Good things will return to good people kaya bumalik yung wallet mo sau.

Yung story ng couple before turned enemy ay normal lang. hehehe. Wala namang manloloko kung walang nagpapaloko. Believe me ilang beses rin akong naloko. Now i learned from that mistake. Ang puso kasi hindi nag-iisip. dug dug dug.
04 April 2008 15:48