KRIS JASPER

I will credit AOL for the pics and the survey.

This is what I told you the other day.

This is the post that'll revolutionize your existence.

This is the post that'll change your life.

This is AOL's top 12 Animal Characters.
and my pathetic existence is resenting this coz I don't agree with the result.

1. Thomas (Aristocats). I have not seen the film and I dont think I'll watch it in the near future. Apparently, he's a good cat and he helped the rich cats.... Huhum... next!



2. Remy (Ratatouille). Ok, we have a cat up there, let's complete the food chain and add a mouse. Again, I haven't watched this film coz I find it hard to believe that rats can cook. I know if I see a rat in my kitchen I'll go straight to the shop and buy something to exterminate it. I wont let it come near my cookbook to learn new recipes. That's just not right. Those who have studied INFECTION CONTROL will understand where I'm coming from.
3. Pongo and Perdita (101 Dalmatians). Awe.... This I've seen. First cats, then a rat, now dogs. I love dogs, unfortunately I'm not allowed at the moment to have one. Anw, I dont mind this pair winning the survey but unfortunately ... NEXT!

4. Mumble (Happy Feet). Unfortunately again (or fortunately depending on your likes) I haven't seen this. AOL said this penguin likes to sing but has a terrible voice.... NEXT!

5. Marlin (Finding Nemo). I've watched this. And i liked it. So I dont mind him winning, but again unfortunately for us Finding Nemo lovers.... He's a loser in this survey.

6. Gromit (Wallace and Gromit). This is a British animation that I think had won an Oscar, but aside from the obvious fact that he is a dog, I have no idea what's his freaking story about.

7. Chicken Little (Chicken Little). He's a chicken and he's little. He wears big eyeglasses coz no contact lenses have ever been invented (yet) in this place. He wears green shirt and brown trousers (looks like a tree). I have researched about him very well.

8. Baloo (Jungle Book). As AOL had described him "he's wonderfully cheerful.. He taught that boy how to sing and dance.. what being true friends are about".. So ok, if I teach someone how to sing and dance I'm a real friend then. RETARD.

AND UNFORTUNATELY THEIR TOP 3:

SCOOBY. Another dog in this survey. Well you know I am a little bit annoyed with that dog (more so of Shaggy). Isn't it humiliating for him that his nephew Scrappy talks a lot better and clearer? Scooby talks like he just had his circumcision. Unfortunately.... 1,022 votes, 18%. Hah! What a load of old shit!

DONKEY (Shrek). Him, he's really funny. I've seen all Shrek movies and if only for that, he deserves to be in the top 3.

TIGGER. That animal hops via his tail (argh! must be painful). with 1,415 votes or 25% he is currently leading.

THE CHARACTER I LIKE? HERE....

MAD HATTER. The character who prepares a never ending "mad" tea party, asking unanswerable riddles and reciting nonsensical poetry to escape execution for "killing time", He's mad! That character's the best for me. To stop time, that's totally wicked! Maybe I do have a weird choice in here (as always) but I really think he's wicked. Aint sure if he's an animal but he's in the list. His score? 174 votes, 3%! Effing hell... C'mon... of all the characters, he's the one who has a nicer plot/ better story, a non-shallow life and an interesting lifestyle. He should win this!

This is mad. I should have been studying (it's 2 am) but here I am ranting (and watching Playboy TV) coz my fave character isn't winning.