KRIS JASPER

So it was Tuesday when A asked me if we could meet in the city centre. I didn't want to go at first. I wanted to watch Power Rangers marathon in the telly, but after a few persuations (and threats) I did go.

As it was gloomy and we all thought it'd rain, I wore Doc Martens boots, bootcut jeans from TopMan and a Topman striped shirt. Unfortunately it was sunny by the time I reached the city, and A said we'll meet Jen, Albert, their baby and Jhom after like 3 hours. So I played up a bit coz I thought we'll watch movie.


A asked "what movie?".

I said "I dont know."

A said "I thought you were definite to watch a movie?"

I said "yeah, any will do."

A said "21?"

I said "NO."

A said "I thought any will do?"

I said "I saw the trailer of Lars and the Real Girl."

A said "would you like to watch it then?"

I said "NO. It's boring."


(by this time A was already really, really annoyed.)

(by this time I played up more coz I was winning).


I said "let's have lunch first".


After lunch I thought I'd change clothes as it was getting warm so I bought myself a shirt from TopMan, the fad nowadays are TopMan shirts with cartoon chars printed on it, so I bought one.

A said yellow would look nice, but as I always dont follow A, I bought a red shirt with Elmo print.
And Duffer shoes @ the next shop.

I changed my shoes while having coffee. Nobody cared. I put those boots inside the box and wore my current fave..



We got bored talking about other people's lives. So we texted them, after a few exchange of text they said they're near.

While waiting for them in Mothercare, I made myself busy by pretending I have a baby and was looking for things for MY baby. But what I discovered were insultive items.

I know this is a baby bather.. But why say Hippos love it when "my baby " who will use that bather is NOT a hippo?




And I thought this is a good idea for my diet. Small spoons...

less food intake.





The salesgirl who looked like she had nothing to eat for weeks coz she looked anorexic (and this made me feel bad coz I look fat beside a skinny person) saw me taking fotos, approached me and asked "Can I help?"

I said "Not really" and left.

I now have a new habit. I love making a "F U" dirty finger sign to anything and anyone, and pretend Im a gangstah. That Im a hoodie... That I'm a BIG trouble maker

• I look at myself in the mirror and I make F*ck U sign to myself


• I make F*ck U sign to the person inside the bus when it passes by me


• I make a F*ck U sign to the dog on my way to the gym.


• I keep my dirty finger if there's a police, but look back and make the sign when they have passed by me.


• I make an F U sign to A while sleeping.

I hope Im really ok...

Maybe tomorrow.