Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Ashton Holmes: Told You We Are Twins

I was not actually stalking him,

but anyway, let's see what IMDB.com had said about my long lost twin:

Date of birth: 02/17/1978. Mine is 12/16/... I have the 2, the 1, the 9, plus the year; ALL NUMBERS ARE PRESENT!!!!!
Told you we are twins!
Born in Albany (the first 4 letters are also the first 4 letters of my surname... told you we are twins!)
IMDB.com said he got fascinated by the theatre at the age of 4 after watching Peter Pan. I am obviously fascinated by the Surgical Theatre coz I'm a Nurse; and I think I have watched Peter Pan in Ora Encantada before when I was 8 (4+4=8). I told you we are twins!
He took acting lessons at the age of 6. I had my first School performance at the age of 6 (I was the letter Y of the song "the English Alphabet"); also my grandma believed me when I acted I had a toothache when I was 6 so I could be absent from school. If it wasn't an Oscar performance, I dont know what to call it then. BOTH OF US WERE GOOD PERFORMERS WHEN WE WERE 6. Told you we are twins!
He had the desire of playing Luke Skywalker. I have SkyCable at home.
Height: 5'8 1/2. That is F*cking Ace coz that is my bleeding height! Told you we are twins!
His film titles appear to drop hints about me as well. Is this fate?
Films:
The Pacific. (and where the hell is the Philippines?)
Smart People. (ahem! and what am I?)
What we do is secret. (Yes my brother.)
Normal Adolescent Behaviour. (Yes Im stuck in adolescence... but Normal? me Normal?)

A History of Violence. (Yes, I'm scarred.)
Raising Hell. (yeah, definitely about me.)

from Wikipedia:
He was the lead singer for the band "Method of Groove". I had a band as well before, but all we do were lip synching and sign language. And all my band members were imaginary.
Told you we are twins!
Anyhow, in the gym today:
Most dark skinned gorillas were doing free weights... I dont usually go to free weights.
Most Caucasian gorillas were in threadmills... I havent used threadmills for a very long time coz I prefer crosstrainers, so I wasnt in any gang.
I wasnt isolated coz there were some hairy gorillas beside me anyway, when I was jumping around, trying to kill myself with various machines, but scary coz most of those gorillas that were on my side were the oldies, the lone and some dollalies.
Hmmm..... If life is a jungle... am I an aloof, autistic gorilla?

25 comments:

redlan said...
deep poh gah! lol. lol lol lol. first off, ano bulong sa indi na ma-close nga baba? maalay mag kadlaw from the beginning asta matapos ko basa ang post mo. aga pa ni mong. am out of breath inside the jungle. hahaha. wala ko may mahambal pa. sobrang lol!
30 July 2008 01:41
redlan said...
nagsulod akon comment? abi ko okay na ang globelines. grrrr! i need to read your post again para makakadlaw ko liwat.

tc!
30 July 2008 01:42
the donG said...
kakambal mo nga sya. hehehe... astig ka talaga mag isip.
30 July 2008 03:33
MakMak said...
Kaninang umaga me nakita akong kambal, nakakatuwa kasi pareho sila ng get up.

Kahit mga 20+ na sila. :-)

Ehehe. Wala akong masabi pero nakaka-miss magcomment sa blog mo eh.
30 July 2008 04:14
FerBert said...
hahaha.. ipagpilitan ba na kakambal si Ashton Holmes.. hahaha
30 July 2008 04:24
jericho said...
naghahanap ka ng kapatid? hehe. hmmm..re: gym scene - baka naman lapitin ka lang talaga ng matatanda..;)
30 July 2008 05:54
Ishna Probinsyana said...
infuuuuhrrrnessss.. pwede ngang kambal! hahaha. :))
30 July 2008 08:22
carlotta1924 said...
wow amazing! twins nga kayo! lolol hehehe =)
30 July 2008 09:06
KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...
@ RED: this is a serious post... stop laughing!

@ the dong: im glad I found my twin

@ mak2: nice to see you back as well.
30 July 2008 09:51
KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...
@ ferbert: can you please explain what you meant by "ipagpilitan"?

lol.

@ jericho: pedos? lol. nah, i dont talk to strangers anyway... how am ya?

@ ish: nah, I'll have our DNAs checked muna. lol. baka kasi magkamukha lang (ahem!) and di naman talaga twins.

@ lotts: aw... gud morning my friend! and thanks for being honest. lol.
30 July 2008 09:54
UtakMunggo said...
you're not an autistic gorilla. you're a buff gorilla, who knows how to blog as well.

hehe

:D
30 July 2008 10:10
wanderingcommuter said...
i'll give this one to you na lang kj! hehehe
30 July 2008 11:12
KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...
@ UM: aw... sweet na sana pero parang kingkong? lol.

@ WC: sige na.. di naman pilit ang similarities di ba?
30 July 2008 12:01
Dakilang Tambay said...
kambal :P
30 July 2008 14:36
BURAOT said...
nyahahah! naalala ko tuloy yung ora encantada. nyehehhe.
30 July 2008 17:06
ROneiluke said...
from the start i have always thought that he's your twin...no doubt...because you're the same height and living in the pacific...hehe!

where are you anyway? your clock says you're on a different time zone..hehe!
30 July 2008 17:37
john be anonymous said...
di ko na gets, kaya no comment. hehehe..
30 July 2008 19:51
R-yo said...
pag ganyan ba naman ang twin mo e, ok lang. makahanap nga din ng akin. lol!
31 July 2008 00:22
MakMak said...
Kuya, ngayon ko lang napansin, ano ung dollalies? EHehehe.
31 July 2008 07:12
KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...
@ Dakilang tambay: hello there stranger! musta na? thanks for visiting.

@ buraot: that was my fave show... kahit paulit ulit costume nila. lol.

@ roneiluke: hello! I'm currently in England. But my PC's clock is set at Illinois'... di ko pa na e set ulit.
31 July 2008 13:00
KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...
@ don: hello there don!


@ryo: hey, tc jan sa korea. baka makita mo jan twin mo. lol.


@ makmak: dollalies? lol. slang word ko yan sa mga "duh!", "half-wit", a bit "st_pid"... people like that.... gets mo? sa ilonggo... "lang - lang"
31 July 2008 13:03
kingdaddyrich said...
ferbert, walang pakielamanan!

:)
31 July 2008 14:25
mahiwagang_sibuyas said...
whoa ashton holmes.. :D

wow.

*kamot-ulo* teka sino si ashton holmes?! ;)

sensha,walang kebol sa dampa nmen. :D

pero imperness, marame nga kayong similarities.
1 August 2008 11:45
Eyebags said...
PR 3 ka!!

galing galing!!

congrats!!

http://www.googlepagerankchecker.com/index.php
2 August 2008 00:51
ifoundme said...
i never argue with someone with thngs like that... especially when backed up with "facts"...sige na... agree na ko nga twins kamo... bwahahaha!
4 August 2008 06:29