Friday, 18 July 2008

Critical

I might stop putting titles in my posts. I always know how to end my posts, but dont know how to start it.

Anyway, my routine this week is:

8am- wake up/watch FoxNews/shower

930am- gym

1130m- shower/blogs/a bit of house cleaning/watch ABSCBN

130pm - off to work

10pm- finishes work

1030pm- pretending to be discussing world issues with A :and this week our topics had included-

  1. US' presidential elections,

  2. if I looked good with my Banana Rep shirt last Tuesday,

  3. oil prices,

  4. if I looked good with my TopMAn jacket last Wednesday,

  5. President Mugabe

  6. and if I looked good with my FCUK jacket last Thursday

While in the Nursing home last Wednesday, in passing I watched Home and Away and happened to see this man's hairstyle and I told one staff that I want that hairstyle. That staff said "kris, that is your hairstyle!". That hairstyle is that messy, spiked up like- just electrocuted way. That actually worried me. That means I forgot what myself look like?

I have 10 minutes to finish this post. Im not working tomorrow, still thinking how I'll spend that day. Now if it's within week after payday I'll surely know how to spend it. But 2 weeks BEFORE payday, I actually am clueless.

It's 820am, I have no intentions of making any literature today, but when I woke up, I thought of not following my routine today. coz I'm a normal human being... and not following routines is normal... It's like committing a crime, it's like overspeeding in a motorway, it's like washing your coloured shirts with plain white shirts together. Being a rebel is sexy. So I thought of checking ABSCBN.com.

And one featured news was about the death of one respected Director. But that wont be my topic for today.. BUT THIS:

"________ feels that Direk _______ is making his presence felt and said, “Noong 3 to 4 in the morning ata yun, may narinig akong butiki. Feeling ko si Manong yun kasi alam niya na takot ako sa butiki. (English: at around 3-4am, I've heard a lizard's sound. I think it was Manong coz he knows I'm afraid of lizards)” - from a former childstar

That statement is fucking ace!

Some of us still believe these things... Which is good, I actually dont care..

But I have no idea that as a spirit we can tranform into an animal that our loved ones HATE most. But why something we hate most? I just remembered that when my mum died, I saw a mosquito in my room when I was in Chicago. And I hate mosquitos... And you know what we usually do if we see a mosquito... I think I squashed it.

I feel bad now.

So from now on, I will love all animals, including these:


  • I wont kill anymore ants (coz they might be my dead grandparents trying to communicate with me)

  • I wont poison anymore rats (coz that might be my dead uncles trying to communicate with me)

  • I wont step/squash any more cockroaches (coz that might be my dead aunts trying to tell me something)

That actually has just complicated my life.

ps.

I want to have a factual study of my readers insights, so please I would be very grateful if you could take part with that poll I have started. Treat it as your early bday gift for me (5months from now actually). Also dont forget to drop a line in krisjasper@krisjasper.com after voting/reading this post. I love hearing from my readers.

24 picked a peck of pickled pepper:

Eyebags said...

nanonood ka ng PDA??wehehe.

may tanong rin nga ako sa sarili ko eh. kung ang mga baliw, pag nagmulto baliw rin ang ghost nila.wehehe.

redlan said...

uy, nakibot ko kagina nakit an ko sa tv, patay na si gilbert perez, ba yun? panu ang teleserye ni jerichi kag ni carmen so?! hmmmmm smell ginisa..... manager turned model become director? hahaha

uy ang chocolate di pagkaona basi patay mo na nga paryente. hehehe. joke!

try mo kaya magpaiyak. puro lang ko kadlaw sakit panga ko. hehehe

ifoundme said...

i like the 1030pm sked. it's the best one especially when the topic is about you. LOL!

chezza said...

I've not actually seen ants for ages since I've lived here...and I've missed them! coz next to bees, ants are my fave, weird ba? :)

KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...

@ eyebags: i'll know kung ako na yung multo. lol.

@ red: serious lang gd post ko. lol.

@ ifoundme: haha... well... it's all about me, me and me.

@ chezza: there are a lot of black ants in the nursing home. we thought of calling pest control but they were solutioned by ant's powder.

wanderingcommuter said...

hahaha. may ganito din kaming superstition dati... yucky man pero hindi ako pumapatay kahit madami ng ipis sa kwarto ko. hahaha!!! there goes my image. hahaha

jericho said...

ang busy. so About a Boy ang sked. natuwa ako sa resolution mo about animals. i have this Thai friend who really cried when another friend of ours killed a cockroach. kasi spirit nga raw yun ng kung sino. ;).

FerBert said...

isang beses umiyak yung pamangkin ko kase pinatay ko yung grasshopper sabi nya yung mom ko daw yun. masama daw ako kase pinatay ko yung nanay ko.. Double dead? hahaha.. napakabata pa nun kung ano ano na tinuturo ng lola ko sa kanya..

KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...

@ WC: well, baka mga dead relatives mo ang mga yan... hayaan mo na lang sila... pakainin mo ng maige.

@ jericho: baka naman tumaas na level nya.. baka from being a cockroach eh daga na sya ngayon.. sabihin mo sa friend mong thai yan.

@ ferbert:yung grasshopper/spirit eh baka ibon na. tumataas daw ang level eh.

Ely said...

Si Camille Pratts ata un nagkwento about butiki, hehe.

acey said...

lol. basta ako, papatayin ko talaga ang mga ipis na yan!

UtakMunggo said...

yung stepmom ko naman kumbinsido na yung cricket na laging pumapasok sa room niya ay ang namayapa kong ama.

naknam.. ahehe binobosohan pa rin siya ng tatay ko? pilyo. ahaha

Josh of Arabia said...

kasing cute mo ang post na ito..pero para yata akong nawindang bigla sa kwento ng mga readers hehe..

cute experiments they got, i enjoyed it too, actually.:)

stay cool, unique bro..that make us back again again.

mang badoy said...

ako ipis killer ako! kadiri kaya yun...

Coldman said...

ang aga namang birthday yan! lol!

the donG said...

# I wont kill anymore ants (coz they might be my dead grandparents trying to communicate with me)
# I wont poison anymore rats (coz that might be my dead uncles trying to communicate with me)
# I wont step/squash any more cockroaches (coz that might be my dead aunts trying to tell me something)

hahahaha.... patawa ka talaga.

sige join kami sa poll.

kingdaddyrich said...

kapansin pansin ang photo mo. damit lang ang pinagkaiba ng photo mo sa side bar. he hehe. at sossy ka ah. topMAN.

roland said...

hi, ex-links? ... added u already... also in my friendster (dnalor26@hotmail.com)... see yeah around.

john be anonymous said...

I think may religion sa India na ganun ung paniniwala nila. I think. hehe..

kyogre said...

are u on diet? u look leaner now more than ever.

miss this blog, parekoy.

Anonymous said...

@ewwikk/wanderer... eoowww that explains.. bwahahahah



i've joined the poll.. and opted for the retarded... hehehe.. but still loved this post and the way it flows


-dabo

my-so-called-Quest said...

i think we have the same haircut now! heehhe
nakakatuwa naman pamahiin mo. samin ung black butterflies lang ung may ganun. haha

kuya!!! musta na jan?
hehehe

Mahiwagang Sibuyas said...

jeez, pareho kme ni Mang Badoy, ipis killer din ako. hahaha sorry kadire nga naman tlga iyon.

the menace said...

ehem. parang may cam whore dito sa blog na to. hahaha