Monday, 25 August 2008

FOLLOWED

Be informed that it was Sunday yesterday, and on that Sunday I decided to go to work for the day. And whilst at work for that day I perspired while pretending to be productive.


And more, I thought I would wear my pink TopMan striped/longsleeves shirt, and that light purple jumper from Gap, and that B/W neck tie with Winnie the Pooh prints on it (that I proudly bought in Robinsons Bacolod- so it is actually imported). In whole I look like this:







Also on that Sunday, my stalker sent me via MMS these photos:




My stalker took this when I was experiencing oculogyric crisis (aka: eyeballs spasm, upward).







This was when I was communicating with one of my staff. Please be aware that my stalker hid behind that green thing.





This I think was taken when I was in our back garden, gasping for air. Please be aware that my stalker hid behind that plant.




My stalker took that photo when I was smoking. My stalker is raking the fear and anxiety, and building up momentum; and I know anytime I will be attacked.

Still thinking that one photo wasn't enough, my stalker took another one. I feel like I was used. All of these for free?

I think this was taken when I was teaching Moving and Handling to one of my staff. Be aware that the stalker hid in the corner of the bungalow.

Imagine, this was the closest distance my stalker was with me. And I was unaware.

Today is Monday (Bank Holiday Monday, so it's like Sunday). This I took this morning. I wore that plain grey shirt and tie with Mickey Mouse prints. My ignorance to their previous comments of combining tie and collarless shirt is slowly working as no one made any remark today.
One just told me to hide from public.


Unbelievably, with little respect relinquished to my privacy, my stalker attacked again and zoomed to this incident. This was when I was talking to Maureen and Mandy about the poverty in Africa.



This is crucial, my life is currently characterized by anxiety. I dont think I am safe to go just anywhere.
I am being followed and I might end up in someone's den and this someone is surely mentally unstable;
I might get abused.
As if my life isn't traumatic enough.

Anyway, In all its defense, this is what's BEHIND THE SCENE:

Cheers to Olwyn, Mary Grace, Narinder, Maureen, Mandy and Chereece.
And thanks for always reading.

28 comments:

bulitas said...
LOL at the stalker pics. have anice week ahead!
25 August 2008 20:06
Lance said...
i wonder how much a professional stalker photographer costs nowadays..

i dream to have one, one day...
25 August 2008 22:41
UtakMunggo said...
hey i just had a moving and handling training last week! sana sa yo nalang hehe nakapasyal pa ako ng birmingham. hehehehe

yung stalker mo mahilig magtago sa mga tanim.. isa siyang grasshopper. hehe
25 August 2008 22:43
jericho said...
haha. loko ka talaga. ang lupit ng stalker mo.
26 August 2008 03:49
Coldman said...
maniniwala na sana ako e.. tsk.
26 August 2008 06:37
boying said...
whoa! this guy [your stalker] is a piece of work. i could almost idolize his way of taking these pictures without you or anyone noticing.

if he's that good, then he must also be reading your blog.

@kris jasper's stalker:
i hope you are still stable up in there between your ears. and, don't abuse and further traumatize this guy's life.

@kris jasper:
careful...
26 August 2008 07:07
Keitaro Hanazawa said...
Ang galing naman kumuha ng pictures ng stalker mo. Gusto ko rin magkaroon ng stalker!Mag-ingat ka kuya, baka next time nasa billboard ka na! :)
26 August 2008 07:18
dazedblu* said...
whoa stalker photog? Hmm like it sike XD

BTW is working too stressful? hehe wala lang.
26 August 2008 10:27
carlotta1924 said...
wa ako ma-say sa stalker mo lol =)
26 August 2008 11:25
redlan said...
hala, may stalker ka. i guess most of the time nbabatyagan mo may gasunod cmu tapos kung balikdun mo wala man. scary. hahaha

seriously, sin o gid ang stalker mo? basi sa ulihi malipatan ya kag ikaw naman ma stalk sa iya. tapos siya basi alingagngag ya kita di sa blog world. lol
26 August 2008 12:17
acey said...
i knew it! i knew it!

kuya kris, you are so funny. :p
26 August 2008 13:08
RONeiluke, RN said...
wahahaha! that was so funny! akala ko nman totoong may stalker eh..hahaha! pro ang galing mong magmix and match ng damit. i don;t have that kind of talent..hehe!

mabenta sayo si mickey mouse at pooh ha? hahaha!
26 August 2008 14:00
Eyebags said...
wehehe.. aliw naman eto. napaka celebrity may stalker.. pero parang masaya ang hinahabol ng paparazzi.ahaha.

tc!
26 August 2008 14:03
Mojo Potato said...
hay....abi ko may stalker ka na gid ya!

great concept by the way...how much did you pay the stalker??? errr...hehehe
26 August 2008 16:15
Ishna Probinsyana said...
Maaaaahn! Tell your stalker to stalk me too. I love how he/she took photos of you! hahahahaha!
26 August 2008 20:21
joaqui_miguel said...
lol

The photos of your outfits never fail to make me smile. :)
27 August 2008 02:46
the donG said...
this is one of the funniest post. hahaha... very creative and really funny.
27 August 2008 03:40
salingPUSA said...
You got me there. Reading your post is like watching a James bond movie. Except that I don't know who the bad guy, the one being stalked or the stalker.kkkk

Makes me wonder though how it feels like to have a real stalker. Must really be a bit creepy. But I don't worry about that. Nobody will waste their time with me. Not being good looking is an advantage in this sense....
27 August 2008 05:06
Lawstude said...
hahaha. cute mo kasi bro kaya dami mo stalker. ingats na lang lagi sa dayuhang bansa.
27 August 2008 06:23
the menace said...
tsk tsk tsk

now there are two mystery characters here

A

and the

stalker
(if in case "this" is not a pigment of ehem, "someone's" ego, i mean imagination.)
27 August 2008 07:31
wanderingcommuter said...
creepy stalker!!! hahaha. it must be a talent
27 August 2008 10:09
KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...
Thanks for the care and comments.

But be reminded that it's not just one stalker...

I have stalkerS.

lol.
27 August 2008 18:02
Ishna Probinsyana said...
ohhh, stalkerS! ahahaha

Ipa-FedEx mo saken Kris yung isa sa mga stalkerS mo! ahahahaha
27 August 2008 19:09
KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...
OMG! still awake?
27 August 2008 20:02
R-yo said...
ayos ang stalker mo ah. artistic pa ang ibang shots! lol!

i used to have Mickey Mouse tie too. Blockbuster yun sa office pag suot ko! :-0
28 August 2008 03:55
dean said...
naks! stalker-material ka pala. cute e!
28 August 2008 08:31
salingPUSA said...
KRIS---hope you add a chat widget here para madali ka rin namin i-stalk---kkk. ingat
28 August 2008 08:36
'to kris...Funny gd ni! I agree that probably your stalker is a grasshopper.

Stay happy...and funny!

Missed those chinky eyes of yours!

Have a Cheerful New Year and GOD BLESS!
01 January 2009 10:02