KRIS JASPER

Those are the new characters that will enter the horrible lives of Chunky Cunth and Dinggo Dickh; But I'm still editing the story (bits of it; it is actually hard to do a a fairytale, but I'll sacrifice everything for the benefit of the next generation). Cheers to my Boss and Miss D for contributing those names. - anyway, I'd also appreciate it if someone can help me with the series using the aforementioned names. Just email it to me and I will acknowledge you for it (if ever Hollywood buys it off me, I will share the $$$$ with you)

Also, I am still suffering from the Big C (cold), and currently bombarding my system with NSAIDs, Analgesics and a bit of sleeping pills on the side has really helped me smell the beauty of life, and made me realize that sleeping is not the goal of my existence.

I felt terrible esp. today. I almost called in fat just to not enter work. I feel really, really hot (like centre of the sun hot), but A has been good to me. Although it's right what they say... the most complicated patient(s) are the medical practitioners. Esp. the psychedelic medical practitioners.

Anyway, that's me last Tuesday: (unfortunately I am not feeling well, so I can not post in here that I am wearing a plain white buttoned TopMan shirt, FCUK jumper, TopMan light blue skinny tie, TopMan twisted jeans.

And that's me today:

Again coz I am sick I am not in the mood to remind you that I am wearing a dark red/black long sleeves stripes from River Island, staright denims from Topman, red buckle belt from River Island and brown Skechers.

And hey, please click/read this. I am really grateful. :)

After work, my friend Tony met me in Bullring as I needed to buy a lilac jumper from Selfridges (well I thought I needed it).

Tony asked me if I really need it.

I asked Tony if I asked for his opinion.

Then we went to River Island and I saw that amazing yellow, rebel scarf my innocent eyes had ever seen. And from that first glance I knew I needed it too. That scarf was waving its cotton fibers to me, telling me to pick him up, purchase him and we will start a beautiful journey together.

And that scarf is now hidden in my drawer.... resting. He will be needing all that energy once I start wearing him. This planet is a battle ground. And fashion is my weapon.

Then, as we were tired looking for weapons to be used in this dangerous world, we thought of killing the remaining tic tacs in Broad street, by the canal.

Birmingham City is noted for its man made canal. Please ask google for more information.

Kris Jasper is noted for being mischievous. Please ask my Dad (who is celebrating his birthday today) for more information.

And Salingpusa: Yes, I proudly support the Republicans in this election.