KRIS JASPER

On Saturday, A and I went to the gym and do a bit of exercise. We didnt really burn a lot of calories in our tummy, most of it was burnt from our mouth coz we just mostly chat. Then I saw ______. And I saw ______ talk to my A. And I saw my A not interested with ______ coz A thinks _______'s a sub-human. ______ was actually offering a half price massage coz _____'s a Sports therapist. If only _____ asked me (dont know why ____ doesnt talk to me, just glanced all the time), I'd say yes before the sentence is finished (because ______'s a hymen, and Im a cunt).

Then later that saturday, we went to the city centre as A needed to go to the salon.
And I stayed in that salon like a babysitter.
Then much later, I bought a lemon hoodie zip from FCUK,
and much much later we had our weekly groceries.
And much much much later we had our supper, this is when we realized we are humans and we have basic needs to satisfy.


Then instantaneously it's Monday,
and A left me early this morning.

Great. I feel alone, like a single mum.

I'll treat this newfound freedom wickedly. I have 100 hours til I become A's prisoner again.
If A's here, usually no chance for me to stay up all night to watch any shows I want: like Sexcetera, Porn Week, Playboy channel, Rated Movies (why?),
cant freely blog (why?),
cant chat to meet new hot people (why?)

I am not doing anything wrong, yeah?

Starting tonight, I will stay up all night to watch all shows (and I mean it... all shows) that I want to watch. Even those shows that I dont usually watch coz I dont understand (like films/shows from East Europe or Africa). But it's my chance to learn new cultures, and I might like it.
Here is one upcoming Nollywood (films from Africa) tonight: Modupe Temi (nice, just the title alone I cant understand, but I might like it... and I dont need to swallow my Valium tonight; Natural drowse for me later, natural drowse).


Or I might just spend more time in the gym starting tomorrow. (Im off from work after tomorrow x 4 days coz I need to study for this test on Saturday). I hope I get to chat with ____ longer. Oh wait, _____'s name is S-e--. I have been stalking _____ (or S-e--) for the longest time and after a month I got ____'s (or S-e--'s) full name.

For the last 3 weeks all we do is:
accidental glance--> look away --> I flag up wall.

AOL's advice is to:
accidental glance--> look away---> look back---> Smile.
(if lucky, we might end up F---)
Be reminded that ____'s a hymen and I'm a cunt- so we might just get along well.

How does Kris Jasper Ch*n T*ng L*m sound? Of course, I have no intention, whatsoever to have a serious relationship with _____ (aka S-e--). Oh no, no...
Needless to say, Im just being a cock.