Thursday, 02 October 2008

DO-LA-LEE LAND



What A Wonderful Day


The fish is flying and birds are swimming,
The cows join the herd,
The lions are scared.
The serpents play with children
Together with the bunnies
Which voluntarily go
Inside the serpents’ head.


The cockroaches are jumping
It’s about time to see sunshine they say…
But unfortunately the scorpions
Also made their way
And Sting! Someone had to pay.


Horses no longer run away
And they are left alone.
Also Elephants can now fly,
They even jump and squash a passer-by
With their tusks and mighty bones.


My spirit has died
And auctioned in E-bay
My soul has been stolen
And sold in Amazon.co.uk
I am actually slowly waning away
But it’s ok as I have my Valium to play.


If only all of us live in do-la-lee land
Sing the songs from the heart
Shout and dance are remarked
As if accompanied by a majestic band.
Stir-fry and barbeque, the noodles are cooked
I have not seen a queue this long
Since I said I will expose my cock.


Why is it that you are so pretty?
You come in different sizes and colours.
I can just put you all in my hand
And down swallow your concoction with a glass of water.
You are all my friends
Don’t listen to whatever they might say
You always, always have helped me
Yesterday, Tomorrow and Today.



I hope you all like my attempt to get that Nobel Prize for literature, if there is any…
Ely has tagged me today.
Though I admit to the fact that I rarely (if not) answer tags
But because I think it’s cool to make an acclamation to my pill friends, so there it goes.

Feel free to do it if you like.

I’m hoping to be back to my "normal" blogging stuffs soon.
Whatever it is that might be normal to me…

20 comments:

Ely said...
WOW! that's quite long! Yan ba hindi marunong gumawa ng poem? hehehe. Nice one.

Thanks po for doing the tag!
02 October 2008 23:19
R-yo said...
wow! galing nun ah. but then again, epekto nga ba yun nung pills? he he. nakakatakot naman yata mamasyal sa do-la-lee land.:-)
03 October 2008 04:52
Ishna Probinsyana said...
Yeees naman! =))

Normal for you = Vanity pictures! hahaha.
03 October 2008 05:06
alex said...
nobel! why not you have a gift of gab!

nice one kris
03 October 2008 10:24
madjik said...
nice! ^_^
03 October 2008 11:40
RONeiluke, RN said...
hahaha! i knew it! dolaleeland and drugs. hehehe!

i must say you did a great job at this. and the lines were rhyming! never been patient in writing poems with rhymes. hehehe!

parang gusto ko tuloy magpunta sa dolaleeland. seems like a very cool place where everything is possible! hahaha!

this is way beyond any standards! i could give you the nobel prize right now, if i could. hehe!

peace out!
03 October 2008 12:38
REDLAN said...
baw ti pati pagka poetic gin try mo. sa first stanza pa lang nagburst na ko. lol.

i like the second to the last stanza most. lol.
03 October 2008 13:11
prinsesamusang said...
oh wow this is very interesting! and funny! good job tap your shoulder!
03 October 2008 13:38
boying said...
sinagot mo talaga iyong tanong kung ano/saan iyong do-ka-lee land. tsuy!

tsk. ala na akong mga iBol lately. hahaha. drought.

"get high with me and we will touch the sky. get high with me, i know we can fly. high"
-peace pipe

hehehehehe.
03 October 2008 14:42
Leonardo said...
Chill Pill. That should rather be substitute with. :D
03 October 2008 18:18
the spool artist said...
i'll give you the pulitzer prize for a start....
03 October 2008 19:40
joaqui_miguel said...
This one is very nice, kris. Maybe another one after sometime? :)

Hope you are doing better now. :)
03 October 2008 20:06
KRIS JASPER said...
thanks for all those kind words, everyone.

If only that nobel is tangible @ ron. I'd surely collapse.

Hey @ spool: im watching across the universe @ the mo. As u hav recommended.
03 October 2008 20:08
chezza said...
Naka-placebo ka lang ba nyan? kasi alam ko your pill friends caused you to lessen your brain activity, but your prose tells me that it's the other way around, he,he,he....Toxic!
03 October 2008 22:00
Eyebags said...
ang galing nung poem. naaliw ako. dami ka bang valium sa bahay?? wehehe.pwede humingi?? kelangan ko na rin ata nyan eh.

LUNES
04 October 2008 04:55
the donG said...
patok nga to.
04 October 2008 04:56
UtakMunggo said...
kj,

be kind to your liver and kidneys. baka maging steak ang kidney pie na yan. hehe
04 October 2008 09:09
alex said...
hey kris! can you change my url leviuqse.blogspot.com (retarded's notebook) to www.retardedsnotebook.com on your linklist??

thanks thanks thanks!
04 October 2008 13:27
RONeiluke, RN said...
hahaha! you don't want to collapse when you receive that award. we'd all be watching! woohooo!

thanks for dropping by. i posted mine already but i warn you, no drugs or flying fishes on it. hehehe! peace out!
04 October 2008 13:51
i luv this..ur goin' to die poetic..hahaha! pero wag muna..marami ka pang itutula.

heto yata ang effect ng mga valium na yan sayo bro...lalo kang lumalalim !
05 October 2008 10:50