Wednesday, 08 October 2008

Im DYING.


I lost my life.

I cant count the times I have vomitted since last night. 12? Perhaps 13? And I can feel it still, I will throw up again anytime soon.

I am trying to stop the inevitable, I slapped my face just to try.

I did my best, but I am still losing my life.





Let me start from 230pm yesterday...


I am at work, where I work, but mostly spend time eating sweets. Aside from the usual giggles, stare at computer, occasional tap on the computer keyboards and tell all chats with Boss, we also discussed about sizes of foot.









I was told before that a man's penis can be gauged by the size of his foot. And I dont know what boss was saying as I was busy mumbling anyway... I think it's funny though that if that Dick/Foot theory is real, My shoe size in the US is 9.5in, while it's 10in in here. Does that mean that my dick is extending by half of an inch if Im in the UK and shrinks if Im in the US? Just a thought.

Then later after my shift I was in Mr. and Mrs. B's house. I know I was doing something important. I've never felt so alive.

Then much later I was in my apartment. I dont know how I ended up home... still alive, maybe intact. If I can use the words "FORCE EXISTENCE" , then maybe that would have been the time.

Much, much later I was facing Mr. sink, giving him something from within of my stomach. As I love my sink so much I gave him 9. Or was it 11? I lost track. I tried to stop it. I dared to slap my face, but still...

My eyes are shut and I'm drifting off... I'm Dying.

23 comments:

RONeiluke, RN said...
i was reading this when the people started to punch each other... be back here coz i don't want my face to suffer from these drunk people...
08 October 2008 14:35
FerBert said...
11 1/2 ang size ng sapatos ko pero hindi naman 11 1/2 ang size ng tite ko..

okay ka na ba manager?
nagsusuka pa rin?
tsktsktsk
08 October 2008 15:01
UTITS CARISMECAK said...
@ RON: saan ka ngayon? sa beerhouse? sana ok ka lng jan.

@ Mike: ang laki naman ng paa mo! napahiya ako. hey, noticed mo new name ko?
08 October 2008 15:06
chezza said...
They say it's how u use it and not the length, he,he,he...daming chasers! btw, what's with your new name?
08 October 2008 15:16
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08 October 2008 15:22
UTITS CARIS-MECAK said...
@ chezz: what new name? that has always been my name. lol.
08 October 2008 15:22
Leonardo said...
OMG, Kris JAsper, i was lmao-ing when i was reading the us vs. uk shoe size theory. Anyway, is that your Philippines name? Utits. Wow, thats hawt.
08 October 2008 16:34
Ishna Probinsyana said...
Simula ngayon kapag may makakikilala akong lalake, titingnan ko na paa nila kung mahaba or hindi. hahahaaha! =)
08 October 2008 17:36
amicus said...
your boss got it wrong or there is another way of indirectly measuring penis size. what i know of anthropometry though is that one's penis is roughly the same length as that from the tip of one's index finger to the base knuckle of the thumb. and how about the circumference? tsk. check the thumbnail: that's the diameter. er, at least that was how my anthro prof discussed it. ehehe.

you've been drinking? pa-tagay! :)
09 October 2008 01:06
boying said...
huyy!!! it's not time yet.
09 October 2008 03:24
REDLAN said...
i wonder who commented on my post sang pag-open ko sang email ko. the name sounds indo. pero pagbasa ko sang comment, it's you, the original comico modelo. Pagkita ko sang foot photo, lol, kung ano sa pinsar ko mu gid ang nabasahan ko. lol. ginacontrol ko ang pag burst kay nagakatulog di ang mga tawo. nagpang-alay ang panga ko. dali lang, basi gabusong si A kag ikaw ang naga-conceive. basi nalakaran ya ka. lmao. seriously, what's wrong? basi nakakaon ka product sang china.
09 October 2008 05:43
joaqui_miguel said...
At least you were able to get a picture of the culprit. We can start the hunt.

Hope you are feeling better now. :)
09 October 2008 09:48
Roland said...
so lumiliit pala pag pumunta ka ng US... paano na kung nasa pinas ka? hahaha.

may idea kaba kung paano naman malalaman yung sa mga babae? hehe, nagtatanong lang po ako.

hope u feel better now.
09 October 2008 13:45
Lance said...
was that tequilla that I saw?
nasusuka din ako diyan.. mas ok sa akin ang red horse nalng.. hehehe
09 October 2008 17:47
boying said...
wow. bagong banner. tugmang tugma ang grungy/distressed look sa I'm Dying Post mo. Galing ah.

nagtaka ako kung sino si UTITS CARIS-MECAK. ikaw pala.
10 October 2008 02:25
Chyng said...
first of all, y did you change your blogger name?

nwey, how can your tummy managed to vomit for 11 times?? ansakit nian!

i added you too sa blogroll.. regular visitor din naman ako ng blog mo! ;)
10 October 2008 06:12
Denis said...
come home and drink with us!

dont die KJ, not now maybe later lolz.
10 October 2008 07:12
UtakMunggo said...
seasonal melancholia..
autumn na kasi.
yaan mo pi-pick up ka rin soon
spring is just a "few" months away.

yakap yakap na lang muna from ate.

hey,!! you got the idea!! diba sabi nila when life hands you lemons, BRING OUT THE SALT AND TEQUILA! woopee!!!
10 October 2008 09:09
dazedblu* said...
Oh by means of an inch tht was kewl!! Haha, oh well nvm.

Missed readign the blog, XD
10 October 2008 11:50
RONeiluke, RN said...
UTITS CARIS-MECAK---is this an anagram of some sort or something made up like dolaleeland..hehehe! I tried to decipher it but I failed. Hehehe!
When I watched that docu I remembered cursing NASA! Hehe! I’m all fine. Buti dumating yung mga guards ng subdivision to restore order… iba talaga epekto ng sobrang alcohol..hehehe!
Wala ako sa beer house. Sa net shop naganap. Hope all is well.

and thanks for voting!
10 October 2008 12:43
JM Agreda said...
i hope that thingy of yours won't shrink here in pinas...hehehe...

dahan-dahan lang sa pag-inom...

hehehe
10 October 2008 13:09
carlotta said...
so which size would you rather be known for? hehehehe j/k :D

ganda ng music! =)
10 October 2008 16:17
Axel said...
Nagtawag ka pala ng uwak... Ok lang yan, atleast nakauwi ka ng matiwasay...
11 October 2008 16:15