Sunday, 12 October 2008
ARSEY chapter two
In continuation of the Arsey series...
This is Kris Jasper actually talking:
@ work, I have been called everything: Arsey, Opinionated, ASSertive, a Pain, BITCH!
Well, YES I am!
As Tina Fey had said:
Bitches get stuffs done. That’s why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they’re allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year you hated those bitches but you knew the capital of Vermont. Bitch is the new black.
Deal with it!
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Now let's talk about me.
I started yesterday by opening my eyes, after closing them for 4 hours (or was it 3.5 hours? I dont know). For reasons I cant go into, I feel much more alive now.
So because I am still alive on that Saturday morning, what better way for me to appreciate life but to go to the gym. My gym is my holiday camp, and in that holiday camp I do my abs, my arms and my legs (a bit of everything in me really).
And because I am happy I had 4 hours sleep yesterday (or was it 3.5? I dont know, again!), I treated myself with a Cadburys Ice cream bar when I exited that holiday camp.
And after eating that high caloric Ice cream bar, I am miserable again.
The above paragraph is a scientific assessment of how I could just change my mood/behaviour in a snap.
And I came back to my cold, lifeless, empty apartment. And I feel more miserable.
The above line is part of an ongoing assessment as to what extent my brain could tolerate miserability. The assessors are waiting for a more detailed/specific outcome, ie. hitting out or commit suicide or vandalism or any other anti social behaviour but I failed them.
Then much, much later I was fiddling with my _______, and played with my ______.
(Please insert the words computer and PSP to any of the lines)
Then at 1230 I decided to still go to work, a bit scared because I have this divine omniscience that I might collapse anytime with boredom and go to sleep while working.
Then at 130pm I met the new occupant of the unit downstairs. She looks nice (she's white and short).
Then at work I started two more Rotas but unable to finish, started two CarePlans (but still to finish), started another Risk Assessment (but still to finish).
The above line has just reflected how "organized" I am recently. But I still think it's a feat that I know that I have FIVE items to complete (2 rotas, 2 care plans and one Risk assessment).
But if you think I havent completed any, you're wrong! I have learnt how to COMPLETELY write my name using Egyptians hieroplyphs. That was given to me by my nurse colleague Gary who went to Egypt last week. Also that foto will show you the book "BE YOURSELF", the one that "my eyes were looking at, pretending to read this book" when I was in London last week. And you can also see my sore hand (This is when I ask for your sympathy).
And after 7.5 hours, I went home to my cold, lifeless, quiet and empty apartment. The only thing I could hear is the tictac of my clock. But the good news is, because I had 4 hours sleep last night (or was it actually 3.5?), I thought of treating myself to a box of chicken and french fries.
and I couldnt make my mind up which of them I'll have while watching TV. (I actually had the Munchies as it is already half empty)
And I closed my eyes at 12, opened them again at 4am. So another 4 hours sleep! I guess it's better than nothing (and without any help from my pills).
And few more pics from my phone. Dont worry, they are all free.
18 comments:
Yikes! Look at those sinful threats!!! Gosh Kris JAsper... uve gotta be in the major blue syndrome daze... Oh well. At least youre eating something ^.^
And look who's talking?
You also need to gain more weight.
(smile.)
xXx
you actually call your man bits "computer" and "psp"? hehehe
loko lang. lols.
ang bilis nga ng moodswing mo. you should be eating cadbury every 5 minutes. hehehe!
you make life so complicated, KJ. ganun lang talaga sa Mars. pati snack na kakainin sa movie nagiging problema pa. heehe! i'd eat tem all if i were you. eehehe!
bago na na naman ang header. nice :)
stay cool, mate :)
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what happened in 2004 again? sure! i'll sign a copy for you. hehehe!
ang payat mo manager! kumain ka ng madameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! hehehe
Buti naman hindi na little foods lang kinakain mo. :)
i'm trying to learn how to write elven
anyways nice yung striped polo. i like
bal-an ko na kung di ka katulog kag subong nakatulog ka bisan 4 hours lang. okay lang na ang 4 hours sang wala gid tinulugan. when mabalik si A? hehe.
ang sa left side nga photo mu na siya ang before tapos ang sa right amu ang after?
@ chezza: utitts? who is utitts? :)
@ Ferbert: sabi nila ang mga moody ay may gifted mind.
@ Ish: I had both (Augustinian nuns x 11 years; La Salle brothers x 4 years), thats why I AM SO HOLY!
LUNES
http://lunes.uni.cc
i just want to ask if melamine issue is as big as it is here there?
nag gulo ata ng construction ko, forgive me. ive been writing since last nyt. blah blah
@ eyebags: dahil sa kakasuka cguro. lol
@ Ish: nakikita mo ba ang halo ko? :)