KRIS JASPER

So it was Thursday when I waited for A at Bebo Cafe.
A, as usual, is late.
A said I have to be in Broadstreet- Cineworld before 430pm,
but 433pm came and A at that time is still 20miles away (and not even finished with work).

So from 434pm, I waited.



and waited...




and waited...

For whatever good things my luck might bring me.


Things I noted while alone at Bebo cafe:

1. Old woman sitting alone, maybe waiting for someone who I haven't seen came; That same old woman (Im guessing she is 60) had kept on looking at me... The usual case of predator searching her prey...
Though I am a young, fragile and innocent looking sub-human, I am sure that the predator had undressed and abused me in her mind. I didnt want that old woman reach an orgasm so I moved to another chair. And this chair made me invisible to her.

2. Two young beautiful ladies sharing ONE glass of strawberry milkshake (one glass, 2 straws). Why is it ok for 2 women to share one drink but if it is two blokes sharing a glass of milkshake, people would stare and make it awkward?

3. I ordered Cookies and Cream Frap, but why did it taste like Mocha?

Those are the things that I never, ever will understand.... Because unfortunately, I refuse to think deep.

And so at 5pm A decided to arrive.
As always: I'm on time and A's late.
I was emailing someone that time- and A's not happy. A doesnt like it if I have friends. Coz

A is selfish.

A is evil.

A is bad.

A is always late.

So I told A to try harder next time- At this present "economic crisis times"- Each second of the clock is Gold and we shouldnt waste other people's time.


And A told me I could share with that sentiment by SHUTTING DOWN my blogsite coz A reckon it's a waste of time.

And again, I LOST THAT VERBAL BATTLE.

So at 625pm we were inside UGC, Cineworld. We watched" City of Ember" and I saw my new me in that movie; The new me is the best boy who has ever walked the path of this planet. The new me is all skin and bones. The new me will be as thin as Harry Treadaway.






So after seeing who I will be like for this lifetime, I commenced myself on this new fantabulous diet.



Yes. PAPERS.
Yes. They dont taste bad with brown sauce.
Yes. FANTABULOUS.

This is Kris Jasper talking: