My Life's Recent Conversations, Statements, Texts, Emails and Comments:
He is gorgeous! - Maureen, staff (While watching X Factor)
Dont give up your day job - Louise, staff (When she heard me singing)
I dont like it! - A.G. (my patient, his line to mostly everything)
Take Care of the Nursing Home while I am away - Boss (off to Turkey)
You are joking! You cant put me down to work on Christmas! - (from someone, after seeing the Xmas Rota that I have done)
Did you Phone me? - Valerie (and mostly all staff; when I needed to cover shifts last week)
I like it I do! - P.W. (my patient; her line to mostly everything)
I've cooked. - A (my A, hmmm......)
Take Care and Regards - Sister and Bro-in law.
I miss you - Daddy
Want to meet us in Bullring later? - Jen (friend)
You look taller. - Sharon (friend)
I am not feeling well. - from 80% of the staff this week.
There are more fat people in America than there are people - (my Fave) Little Britain, now in USA
That shirt I'm wearing below is a photo response to my blogfriend and idol, Utak Munggo's weekend post.
To those who cant read what's written on that shirt (maybe because you are geriatric and has cataract, or perhaps you are fat and your fats are covering your eyes)...
It actually says:
LOVIN COUGAR is not a crime - Abercrombie.
Believe in the goodness of humanity - (JM, blogger's email to me)I wont be the type of friend who will be sympathetic - (L, emailed)PAYAT KA NA! (in English: YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE A MATCHSTICK!) - Mike (comment. & I really have to include that)UY! sa diin ka na? (in English: kidnapped and abused?) - Red (comment)
SHUT YOUR BLOG DOWN! - A, my A. (hmmm.....)
This is Kris Jasper actually talking:
Not been here for a while, so Im just doing some catching up.
I failed in "something" this week. A is blaming my blog/site due to the time I "wasted" in it. Apparently, I have spent a lot of time maintaining this site and the posts I published for this site. Thinking of posts to publish is actually like choosing clothes to wear. If it is boring and home to chunks of bunkum, no one will bother.
It is actually hard to maintain KrisJasper.com. This is my online diary and I dont want my posts to be repetitive as all I do is go to my workplace (to eat sweets), moan, go to the gym (to commit suicide), moan, spend time in the mall (what else?) and preferably in Broad street (restos and movies) if A and the weather allow, moan, help the needy, meet dignitaries, swallow tablets and moan.
A is right. I wont debate the fact that I do spend time in here. But it is actually not a lot! I spend more time sleeping than doing my blogsite. And I sleep an average of 5hrs/night! I spend more time eating than fiddling things in this site! And I rarely eat. I spend more time praying than being in this site!
What I will dispute is when A said that the time I spent/spend for this site is a "WASTE of time"! I dont think there was a need to justify why I maintain this site, but for it to be blamed for the failure I had, I think it is undue. Why? To share and be proud of what I do, what I decide and what I choose in this everyday chaos we call life, hoping that someone out there, be it a little percentage of this world's population, will learn and be inspired. I do have value in myself, and this site is myself, so how can it be classified as waste/crap? I dont think I am the most successful person in here, but I am also not saying that I live and breathe in wasteland.
Nevertheless, I have failed and I have no other option but to try again.
I have been judged... Unfortunately, my elucidation goes to deaf ears. But in case, just in case you "accidentally" read this coz you are "not one" of my daily visitors as you have claimed, that my posts dont make you smile, that my site doesnt make you proud...
DONT HATE ME,
but I am NOT shutting it down!
(yet).
30 comments:
Hmmm. Could this be the answer to my question too?
Yeah, please believe in the goodness of humanity. ;)
have a great day! hope everything's okay! :)
Please stop asking kris jasper to shut down his site... what will happen if we are orphaned?
sincerely,
Spool
So A, why not join us? (--,)
A has nothing to blog about.
But actually, if A starts blogging, A will always talk about me.
hmmm....
Not bad actually.
2 sites about ME!
- KJ
>PAYAT KA NA! hahaha
WAG! isa ako sa malulungkot pag sinara mo to. at kung isara mo man to papahunting kita kay Bin Laden para bumalik ka ulit sa pagbablog. seryoso mahalaga sakin ang blog mo. kase nalalaman kong hindi lang ako ang nag iisang weirdo sa mundo. Ingat kuya!
with or without permission from you, of course. hahaha
don't close this blog down. you're my life outside of coventry.
@ UM: oo nga eh... pero bago ko ipagamit pics ko... syempre tulad ni Judy Ann, pa check ko muna ang contract sa employers ko.
:)
payat ka na tlaga...
wag mo tong isasara.. hindi pa ako sikat wala pa akong masyadong projects.. ahaha
iinom ako ng muriatic acid pag sinara mo to.. lols
ang starlet mong alaga,
FerBert
please? how else will i hear of A if you shut this down? ehe ehe ehe.
ito ang da best line dito "Dont give up your day job - Louise, staff (When she heard me singing)">>> hehehehe... asteeg!
-lame
Sana naman wag na iinsist ni A na ishut down mo tong blog mo. :) Ingat lagi my friend! =)
i didn't know you're into cougars? hehe! does A know this? hehe!
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thanks, KJ! i have no idea who those are... hehehe!
so you're still a virgin... me too! hehehe! hindi ko nga maalala kung bakit tungkol sa sex ang post ko ngayon eh. hahaha!
hahaha! ibang klase ka talaga! rabbit! they poop everywhere! haha! thanks for that very interesting info..haha!
ha, ha...
Did anyone of you read my punto por puntos? or you just read that BIG yellow fonted statement by A and went straight to comment? hmmm.... I give up. I guess nobody really reads me, they just look at my photos. ha, ha
@ denis: I work in a Nursing home (learning disabilities home), not hosp.
OH welllllllllllllllllllllllll, I hate A. just kidding A. peace! Krisjasper.com inspired me. It Makes me smile, it makes me laugh, it makes me gigles, it makes me chuckles, it makes me cry- tears of joke. But I am not selfish. I don't own KrisJasper.com.
Is it a problem to communicate with your fans? Ask A this. Hehehe.
tickle me. tickle me.
Ill go to the temple and meditate or something around this week...
L
Buy yourself a bonsai.
Might help.
hehehe.
lovin cougar? hmmmm... interesting!