KRIS JASPER

I have no intentions of publishing anything today, but when I looked out the window, I noticed that it's still cold and gloomy so instead of me having a go killing myself in the gym, I went into our kitchen, opened a pack of pancit canton, add one boiled egg and topped it with 3 hotdogs.


I'll eat like a pig today.

Why not, I AM (again) HAPPY! Not that anyone cares, but it's my site.

Now, what makes me randomly HAPPY? What makes me happy even without chemical help?

1. CHOCOLATES.




A went to Cadbury World and bought me them. See how big that Choc bar compared to a normal sized pen? That's massive! I love that chocolate so much that I want it to finger me.

2. GIFTS.

Staff Mand went to Cyprus and gave me a liquour plus some bits and pcs. Also that big Cadbury tin on top was given to us by my patient's siblings. Not that I ate all of it, it's just nice to be remembered. I love gifts so much that I want it to finger me.

3. SECRETS. Someone told me a BIG secret recently/last nite. lol. I told that someone I wont spill it out though. ha, ha, ha.

C'mon, dont you love it when a human pretends he/she trusts you and gives you the privilege of knowing something he/she only knows. It's not that I care (ha,ha), it's just nice to be trusted. But this is just me being cynical, I always believe that when someone tells you "You're the only one I told" , there's a big percentage that that someone had told 2 or more. lol. Oh well..

4. KNIVES. Dont you just love knives? They're so shiny.... and pretty. I hope whoever invented knives had won a Nobel prize. Without knives we will have difficulty eating coz we will be cooking and eating those cows and pigs WHOLE!

I might as well generalize it.... Without SHARP objects we would have difficulty inventing ships and aeroplanes. Travelling will be impossible. What will we use in cutting trees? How would our shelters/homes be constructed without those lovely, shiny, sharp objects? C'mon tell me! WITH OUR TEETH? hmmm.....

Without those lovely, shiny, sharp objects, do you think a surgery could be performed? Would someone even think of surgeries? Imagine this: Nurses and Doctors performing surgical procedures using their teeth! And how would doctors perform circumcisions? WITH THEIR TEETH? Can you imagine them biting the foreskin off the tip of the penis? hmmm....

Without those lovely, shiny, sharp objects we wont have lawyers and judges (or maybe just less). Of course, without knives, less crimes. See...

Ok, ok, Im getting a bit weird in here.. So I'll stop.

But I love knives so much that I want it to...... NAH!!!! Just imagine the pain.

5. THAT MIRROR! Say no more, I love that mirror so much that I want it to finger me.

DONT HATE ME.

6. WHEN A SAID SORRY.

This is Kris Jasper actually talking:

It's true that for "something" to workout, one should be matured enough to admit mistakes. And one should be open minded to forgive and continue what has been started.

Now, it's your turn my friends. What makes you smile? What have you done to make others happy? Please leave a comment or do a blog response.