Saturday, 29 November 2008
No U-TURN.
And it was last Wednesday when A brought me back to the German Fair; I had eaten chestnuts, and that's about it. But hang on, A treated me to a Portuguese Resto/meal, which basically was grilled chicken with some weird Mediterranean spicy seasonings,spicy chicken liver, corn, olives, potatoes and a bottomless Coke. I reminded A that we could have prepared the meal ourselves coz all of them ingredients are in the apartment.
Then we watched "TEETH".
I usually cover my eyes if I watch horror films, but with that film I laughed from start til finish.
Imagine a lady with shark's teeth in her vagina (oh sorry, for the underaged I should call it "privates"). She couldnt "make love" coz her vagi.. err, "privates" might bite the man's penis (oh sorry, I should have called it "thingy").
Again, again, again....
She couldn't "make love" coz her "private" might bite and cut "man's thingy".
I laughed out all throughout the film.
But then, that actually has made me think these:
1. If you have teeth in your "privates", are you going to brush them at least 3 times a day too?
Will you floss them? Will you take them and show them to your dentist if they need tooth filling? Is there a chance that wisdom teeth will grow in there too?
2. If those teeth are in your anus, will you do the same?
3. If you have diarrhea, do you think anti-diarrheal tablets will work quicker if you insert it in your ass instead of swallowing them orally?
hmmmm..... What do you think?
I am now wearing size 30. (from 34 last year, ahem.)
Then Thursday was when my sister called me to say she's in Amsterdam for the day. She's actually in St. MArtens now. I miss my sis.
Then I called dad... I miss my dad.Then A brought me to Starbucks coz I was emotionally unstable... I miss my sanity.
Then Friday was when Boss thought it's a good idea if I attend the manager's meeting with her. At first I refused to attend, but she said she needed someone good-looking to accompany her, and who am I (then) to argue with that?
I have just been to the gym. I brought some flowers (those kinds that you give to families of dead people) and a card and laid it in front of ______'s office door (the ex-sport's therapist who inspires me if Im in the gym but now has left).
The card says:
Dear ______:
You dont know me but Im sure you'll have a clue if I say we always have glanced at each other.
Me to you, because I think you're hot.
You to me, because you needed some patients.
I just would like to inform you that you've taught me one valuable thing in life:
Unfortunately I am still thinking what lesson it is.
But as Always,
Supertrump.
After nearly 5 minutes, I went back, I realized __________ is no longer there...
Will never be...
I picked up that card and those flowers...
My card will never be read and those flowers will just die...
petals will slowly drop, not smellt...
My heart is heavy and I slowly walked away.
And like Richard Marx.....
whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks,
Kris Jasper, will be right here waiting for you.
In Memory Of
S--ev- Ch-n T-ng L-m
June 2008-November 2008
23 comments:
You look really skinny now. Bawal yan!! Dapat mas payat ako sayo. Haha!
parang narinig ko na yung film na yan.. mapanood nga mamaya.. mukhang mas nakakatawa pa yan kesa sa twilight na kilig flick dapat pero comedy naman.. haha
Hey sis! That number you gave me is invalid? Please forward/ text it to me. Or call me now.
Actually... Hindi pa palabas ang TEETH dito sa Pinas pero matagal ko na siyang hinihintay kasi marami na siyang awards at maraming magagandang reviews sa kanya... Haha! May ipinakita bang TEETH dun?
hehe!
naku kung sa anus yan kelangan ifloss kada oras! lolol
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off-topic, yeah, ako yung nasa header ko hehe thanks! gusto mo nung socks? :D
Size 30? are u serious? Eat kj, eat!
Peace!
proud to say that I lost 2 inches! lumiit na rin kahit papano!hehehehe
salamat sa quacker outs. lol
good 4 u, just continue doing suicide :) lol
TEETH, eh?! hehehe
ask ko lang, pinakita ba talaga yung vagina na may teeth?! eh yung process ng pagkagat nung teeth dun sa birdie?! hahahaha
nakakatawa
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banner change na naman Kris...always getting better I guess.
para ka lang talagang nagpapalit ng damit.hehe. be back for the real comment later. dipako nakapagbasa.keke
napaisip naman ko sa mga what IF's mo..haha!prang di kinaya ng powers ko.
do the math.
anyways I realize you are surprisingly paranormal hahahah!
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your letter to ______ is really heartfelt. (--,)
your movie review of Teeth well is really scholarly and should deserved a movie of its own. Lol: )
Take care kris jaspy!
malungkot ako ngayon, kelangan ko ng sulat na mababasa. hehehe
For some reason, I feel that this is my favorite entry of yours... ever.
There's the humor, the drama, the love story, and even horror?
Btw, I love what you are wearing! Size 30? Wow! Good for you! :)
The entire entry is a big giveaway of your personality. Nice. :)
Have a great week! :)
ive seen teeth and yeah,
rolling on floor cursing :))