KRIS JASPER

This is KrisJasper actually asking:

If women are from Venus, why dont they stay there?
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As A is a physiotherapist, I always have the luxury of getting my body massaged on nights that I have been a good boy. I think A forgets that I also am part of medical team and that reverse psychobabble doesnt usually work to me.

If I want one, I'll have one!
Unfortunately, if A wont give me one, I wont get one....

so I have to be nice.


Last Sunday, I worked all day... so except for the fact that I have eaten, poopooed and urinated, there's nothing exciting that I can share with you. Oh, here's the photo that staff VL took while we were in the tram station:




There you can see that I have added another way on how to terminate life.
That's by sitting on tram/train tracks.

But I cannot do that yet, it's Christmas time and I have to receive my gifts first.

Then I went home, swallowed Valium and instantaneously it's Monday. And (because I am pathetic) on that Monday I wore my pink TopMan longsleeved shirt, TopMan jumper, A/X jeans, CK red boxershorts, TopMan rosary (there, it's around my neck), M&S hanky, plain white socks I bought nearly 2 years ago, those whiteshoes that A gave me last January, and if you insert your hand in my pocket, there is £10 in there.

And on that Monday I went to the city centre with staff MW. She wanted to buy her parents some stuffs for Xmas, and I think I knew where to get them. Also I was looking for some gifts for A (A is reading this so A, please dont get your hopes too high... the lower you expect, the less disappointed you'll get... THINK OF CREDIT CRUNCH).

Then at 830pm, I met A at train station. A went to Loughborough for the day. A texted me "I mis u" nearly 20x yesterday. I texted back "I know" nearly 20x too. A has not given me a massage last Sunday night so A is not that fucking great to be loved back yesterday (I know I am a brat and a bit of a cunt).

Then today is Tuesday. I went to work with grey trousers, black shoes and black shirt and black jumper. I have refused to check the CPU under the office table coz boss will find that I am wearing stripes green and white boxers if I bend over. For boss it is a crime. She said the colour of your underwear should be the same (or at least near the shade) of the shirt you wear. So I didnt bother to take photos of me today as I feel dirty. I am wearing green underwear and black topshirt.

sigh......

It's a miracle that I have finished my shift.

A said I should go to chinatown tomorrow to have my haircut. I reminded A that:

1. these are my hairs and they are my responsibility.

2. I reminded A that I want to be the 4th member of Jonas brothers (you know those kids with long hairs?) so why bother?

3. And I reminded A that there's a marathon of Rugrats in Nickelodeon tomorrow, so I'll be on my bed watching them.

A REMINDED ME TO GROW UP.