Tuesday, 09 December 2008

This Week The Photos Will Do The Talking (part 2)

This is the first time Im showing my baby sister (and my bro-in-law) in this site.

As much as I'd like to maintain the anonymousity of my private life (you know, I dont want my global readers to think that because I am pathetic, sedative dependent and forced to inhale oxygen and exhale CO2 everyday, those people who share the same clusters of DNA with me also do the same).

No, my sister and my dad, and some of our relatives are normal. That's why they are boring (LOL!!!).

My sis has moved to St. Maarten (somewhere in the Carribean), and understandably, as it is the first time she's away of the Philippines, she is a little bit (?) sad. And no, she's not a pirate, she's a nurse.

As a good (looking) brother, I thought of helping her cope with depression, not by taking Prozac (because that is mine) , but through this...

HER OWN PHOTOS.
365 DAYS OF THAT?

Sis, you're lucky that you have your husband with you when you moved.
Remember, I was alone when I moved in UK.

365 days of that?
I will share with you the advice I got when I moved here,
"If you feel low, dont isolate yourself... GO OUT! Walk around!"
6 years ago, when I moved here in the UK, my first address was in a farm. Yes, farm.
My 2nd address was still in a farm.
And when my agent's moved me here in Birmingham... I thought they moved me in India, but it's ok. I coped with it.
"Shubha prabhaat. Apabhransha kalidas's vikramorvashiyam. Dharasena valabhi's apabhramsha. Mahabharata, sultan kudarat"
sorry, got carried away.

You have 365 days of that?


365 days of that?

365 days of that?
NOW, MY TURN.
I am in UK. I have
- dark, gloomy skies
- cold wind, frozen hands
- chapped lips, dry skin
- Has only a week of summer (well...)
- sun burn if we have summer
- sunny today, raining this afternoon
- sunny today, snowing this afternoon
- sunny today, floods later this afternoon
- I pay tax
- I pay tax to watch TV
- Someone named Elizabeth is the queen
- I pay her tax
- frozen foods
- microwaveable foods
- take away foods
- Prozac

yes, 365 DAYS OF THAT.

34 comments:

the donG said...
cool na cool din pala kapatid mo. sayang may asawa na pala. hehehe... normal=boring. i agree. hehehe... First commentor nga ba ako?
09 December 2008 14:48
KRIS JASPER said...
I guess so...

yeheyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

pangkabuhayan showcase for Dong!
09 December 2008 14:56
the donG said...
hahaha... para akong nasa wowowee ah!
09 December 2008 15:26
the spool artist said...
at least kris, you have:

1.)harrod's
2.)closer reaches to the fashion empires of vivienne westwood, burberry, alexander mcqueen and hussei chalayan
3.) those trashy entertainment tabloids that we all love to read
4.) and not to mention two queens (the other being elton john)
5.) and of course, that air of english sophistication wafting on every corner even though the weather is dreadfully gloomy and cold.

cheers!
09 December 2008 15:58
KRIS JASPER said...
@ spool: hahaha!!! 3 queens actually... plus Posh Beckham.

english sophistication? hahaha!!!!

would you like a cup of tea?
09 December 2008 16:01
KRIS JASPER said...
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09 December 2008 16:01
~ Dyilyan Dyosa~ said...
weather's kinda moody huh?

anyway, merry christmas! :)

excited ako eh, haha
09 December 2008 18:58
Bry said...
kamukha mo ang SIS mo :)

same facial figure]


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

2log nako
09 December 2008 19:00
alex said...
i like dark and gloomy skies...

tax for watching tv??? nyek

that's what i hate why are we being taxed to death? oh well..
10 December 2008 01:03
carl said...
tax is not something to be hatewhen you're there, i think. hospitalization is free. and so are other things. no?

namiss ko lang magbasa ng blog mo, umuwi na kasi si british-aussie co-teacher ko, mega take over na akech. nyeta.

yun lang. your situation is better than mine. hope that made you feel better. hehe
10 December 2008 02:16
amicus said...
i like rainy gloomy places. i should be in UK.
10 December 2008 03:14
siangelnawalangpakpak said...
you have a very pretty sister. and yes, i would be more depressed in your place as compared to your sis.

still, stop downing those prozacs! =)
10 December 2008 03:26
MAKMAK said...
OOOH French Fries! :)
10 December 2008 03:51
UtakMunggo said...
farmboy! haha.. oh well at least now you have 365 days of bhx,..

so you won't share your prozac, even with your sister? haha

this is really magnanimous of you, calming her nerves like that. poring through the pics, even i, am convinced that she has it better than any ofw here in the uk.

nyemas na seafood platter pic yun ah.
10 December 2008 09:02
Denis said...
kj is really fashionably conceited. haha



but really, this made me laugh



as always.
10 December 2008 09:06
KRIS JASPER said...
HAY U GUISE! Thanks for visiting.

@ ate UM: survival of the fittest, ate. LOL!
10 December 2008 11:55
kirksydney said...
Wow how young is she? =p
10 December 2008 12:51
Shoshana said...
Oh, that's a lovely place. You'd be surprised that it's more boring when there's always blue skies and almost same temperature every day! :)

So, what is that book you're authored?

Shoshana
10 December 2008 14:51
chezza said...
I wish I can have that seafood platter too! Hay! kelan kaya tayo makapag-beach dito sa UK na hindi ma frostbite no?
10 December 2008 14:54
ced said...
kuya mak,, you forgot something sa list mo of what you have in UK, Harry potter! nyehehehe

your sis will be ok. kaya nya yan. at nasense ko na nagaalala si kuya kris. pwede mo naman syang dalawin? to get some tan=] hehe

ingats kuya=]
10 December 2008 15:37
Chyng said...
Fabulosa!
How about the twin bro?

Ang ganda ng shots! Dont tell me camera phone lang naman yan..
10 December 2008 21:40
KRIS JASPER said...
@ kirks: she's 22... a year younger than me (cough.)

@ shoshana: LOL!!! they're at the side bar.

@ chyng: my twin bro? LOL!!!
it's in the side bar too..

@ ate chezz: in our dream, ate... in our dreams... LOL!!!
well, the mediterranean is half a day away...

Au revoir.
10 December 2008 22:45
Ishna Probinsyana said...
Ang ganda naman ng St. Maarten! Feeling ko mag eenjoy din sya ng sobra dun. Hahaha. :)
11 December 2008 00:22
JoShMaRie said...
huwaw....

gandara ang kapatid mo.
11 December 2008 00:22
carlotta said...
napakabait mo namang kuya :D bisitahin mo rin sis mo sa st. maarten at gawin mong personal prozac yung lugar. :D mas mahal nga lang siguro hehe

"mahabharata, sulatan kudarat"
LOL
11 December 2008 06:10
Alice said...
Im feeling sick now KJ...
Im working and feeling sick right now..

U know who
11 December 2008 13:16
Idiosyncrasies said...
Wow! Parang nagbabakasyon lang sila at hindi pumunta dun for work! I mean ang ganda ng working environment! But UK is way better in terms of pay naman di ba?
11 December 2008 18:44
dazedblu* said...
kewl,

juts enjoi yer life then, xD

xoxo
12 December 2008 10:10
KRIS JASPER said...
HAy U guise!

Dont forget, I wanna be white... white like snow... So the sun and Kris JAsper wont go along well....
12 December 2008 12:19
jeniffer said...
wow grabe ang mga unang taon mo jan.. buti nagtagal ka. pero atliz you are earning much now.. :) that's good..
12 December 2008 14:37
Anonymous said...
I really appreciate how much you have helped me with my life.
I can't thank you enough.
Wish to see you soon. lav u kuya.
12 December 2008 18:29
ifoundme said...
hoy, come to think of it, you have prince william and prince harry to stalk! pwede... request lang... pwede iputson mo si prince harry kag ipabalikbayan box mo na lang padala diri sakun? kung pwde lang naman....
15 December 2008 03:03
MeL said...
Hi KJ! *Mahabharata, sultan kudarat!* Dahil sa line na yan, tawa ako nang tawa at di ko maiwasang di mag-comment dito. Akshuli, binabasa ko na ang posts mo since last month. :)
16 December 2008 12:56
KRIS JASPER said...
@ ALL: Thanks for visiting!

@Carlotta and Mel: Well done for spotting that line! LOL!!!!! Nice....
17 December 2008 00:27