Saturday, 20 December 2008

Purple.


I want to start a new feature in this site. I will call it

KrisjAsper's line of the week.
These are statements that only I, Kris Jasper, can afford to say.



And for this week, KrisjAper's line of the week is:

"If I'm a cannibal

I will eat myself ,

coz I know I look delicious!"


I stated that line to my boss yesterday when we had our Xmas party. I dont know if someone had already said it, but I actually do not care.

The past week had been ridiculously busy. I was supposed to write in here that Ive watched Inkheart last Saturday with friend M but it's a bit late now. Just in case I have to make a statement about that movie, this'll be it: DONT WATCH IT!

This is Kris jAsper actually talking:

THanks again to my boss and to everyone else where I work. Thanks for remembering my 25th birthday (AGAIN!) last nite. Thanks for the banners and cakes even though the age in there were wrong COZ IM NOT YET 30!

lol!!!!

As what I have said in my recent vidblog... I will have a month long celeb.

& this week is just the start.

p.s.

Tough Question # 1: K, buntis ba si M.R at si Dengdung ang ama?

K's answer:

(smile)

27 comments:

carlotta said...
LOL at k's answer :D
20 December 2008 15:36
KRIS JASPER said...
A mysterious smile. I might add M.R's cry baby reaction next tym.
20 December 2008 16:04
PaJAY said...
Showbiz a...lol..

on "I'F IM A CANNIBAL..." ayos sa punchline pre...panalo!...hehehe
20 December 2008 17:09
UtakMunggo said...
is the smile there because HINDI si dengdung ang ama? because IKAW ang ama eh. hehe

30!! hehe.. hmmm... so many presents under the tree. i think half of those are for me, right?
20 December 2008 18:49
Bry said...
hey Mr. KJ...

Merry Merry Christmas! :)

A month long birthday celebration will definitely make you a celebrity and not just a celebrity but a delicious cannibal celebrity that would eat himself!

lol
20 December 2008 21:30
Ishna Probinsyana said...
Your line of the week is genius!!! haha! Parang ayoko ng magsmile. nagkaka issue kapag nagssmile ehh. lolol. :D
20 December 2008 22:18
Lawstude said...
that was funny. more lines to come kj.
20 December 2008 23:21
the donG said...
ayos! tingin ko pwede ko rin gamitin yang linyang yan pag kaharap ko ang mga corrupt politicians habang nakapajama ako. hehehe...maganda yan pag tinagalog mo pa.
21 December 2008 00:33
amicus said...
pwde mo namang ideny! anong ibig sabihin ng smile mo? hahaha

merry xmas, kj!
21 December 2008 02:25
PUSANG-gala said...
been sometime since I was here last......hmmmm.really looking forward to that Kris. I noticed those lines and they are really out of this world sometimes, yet very catchy and entertaining----sometimes informative too....how can a cannibal eat himself ayt? that kinda stuffs, so people will also come to think of it, is it possible, well, with Kris, nothing is impossible......
21 December 2008 03:29
REDLAN said...
dami ng regalo ah. lol.

karylle kaw ba yan? salamat sa pagtitiwala. magbabalik ang




the

buzz
21 December 2008 11:58
FerBert said...
pahiram ako nung line mo.. hahaha

merry xmas manager!
21 December 2008 12:38
Anonymous said...
naalala ko yung sa pelikula

person 1: are you vegetarian?
person 2: no, im noranian.

LOL

i love the color of your polo
ang ganda
:)











.xienahgirl
21 December 2008 18:04
dabo said...
hay..paskong pasko puro cannibalism ang iniisip mo.. ano ka ba.





gawin mo munang ham ang sarili mo para bonggang bongga!
22 December 2008 01:11
MeL said...
Have a merry Cannibal Christmas! lol. Si dengdung hindi delicious para sa akin. Haha.
22 December 2008 02:51
teresa said...
haha,may Marian post din ako,lols!

merry KRISmas po!
22 December 2008 04:23
singelnawalangpakpak said...
in fairness, i love your line of the week. maybe someday, you'll be able to write an entire book with your one-liners. hahaha...

pas-autograph nga =)

advance merry christmas!
22 December 2008 06:33
Denis said...
three finger snaps for this.

heheh
22 December 2008 07:57
Lionheart : Richard the Adventurer said...
Merry Chistmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Hehe :)



Pwede kang handa ngayong Pasko.... Delicious! Lolz....
22 December 2008 13:50
madjik said...
wow andaming gifts! hehehe!

buntis nga ba?? *smile*
22 December 2008 18:56
Chyng said...
Yay, updated sa latest issue!
And i also want to share another text that's circulating here sa Pinas. "hindi man masarap mabuhay, habang buhay naman akong masarap."
22 December 2008 22:34
Alice said...
Nice... Merry XMas KJ!
23 December 2008 02:57
carl said...
ahahaha! confirmed pala ang aking hinala kapatid. ^_^

by the way...

i may not be always happy...

but i'm always delicious! ^_^

kumusta naman un? miss u dude, sorry for the lack of time, lately, to visit ur blogelia.
23 December 2008 05:01
acey said...
hahaha. i love the line of the week, kuya kj! and yes, you look delicious. :D i like what youre wearing.
23 December 2008 07:55
lucas said...
i missed this side of the blogosphere..ahehehe...and nothing has been changed especially with this blog! hahahaha!

"if i am a cannibal, i will eat my self..."

KAW LANG TALAGA MAKAKAPAGSABI NITO!hahaha!

happy christmas, KJ...:)
23 December 2008 11:57
Dyilyan O. said...
I'm spreading the LOVE, i tagged you here http://poisoningthewell.blogspot.com/2008/12/i-love-you-this-much.html


Merry Christmas!:)

enjoy your month-long celeb! :)
23 December 2008 15:30
i love purple! gift na lang yan? haha. kahit di pa nalalabhan! juk
hehehe!

ingats kuya! hihi
30 December 2008 04:00