Kris Jasper and the Adventures of Dora the Rat and Amoeba the Spider.

I Blended My Bestfriend.
(story for children aged 4-5)

Once upon a time, there lived a rat named Dora.

Dora the rat is sad, first because she looks like a rat (because she's a rat) and also because she had an abortion and she's feeling guilty about it.

Day and night, Dora the rat has been praying to the gods to give her a new friend because she's sad (because she's a rat and she had an abortion).


After 2 days, which is like 2months in the rat kingdom, Dora the Rat met Amoeba the Spider.

Amoeba the spider might just be an ordinary spider but she has many extra ordinary qualities. I think that's because she has many hands so she can obviously do more.

Dora the Rat and Amoeba the Spider became BFF immediately.

• They play all morning.

• They cuddle all night.

• They watch Hayden every night secretly videotaping his performance with differently girls LIVE (I forgot to tell you that they live in Hayden's room).

• They also swallowed some E Tablets dropped from Katrina's pockets and that made them high. They'll dance with Hayden and Katrina then (look closely to those videos coz you'll see a rat and a spider in there)

There are times when Amoeba the Spider is tempted to cover Dora the Rat with her web and suck her body juicies until she drains up and die but as she's her new bestfriend, she opted to eat those insects in the garden instead.

One day Dora the Rat asked Amoeba the Spider if she has kids and husbands, Amoeba told Dora that she doesn't need husbands cause she has eight hands to make her reach the big O (parents, please explain to your kids why).

Dora got jealoused. She's not just a murderer (history of abortion, remember?), she also has an envious mind (2 out of 7 cardinal sins, she'll definitely go straight to hell).

So one day, Dora the rat asked Amoeba the Spider if she wants to play hide and seek with her. As Amoeba's a bit of a retard she said yes.

Amoeba the Spider hid inside the blender.

Dora the Rat took her chance.

Dora the Rat turned it to the maximum level.

10 seconds later Amoeba the Spider's gone.

She's practically liquid.

She's now a brown slimey spunk.

Liquid.

Brownish.

Slimey.

Spunk.

At first Dora the Rat was glad. Amoeba is no longer there, though Dora wished she saved Amoeba's eight hands so that she can have an orgy with them but never mind, she's all liquid now.

Jealousy does poison some living things' minds.

But later, Dora feels empty again.

Again, she has no friend.

All because of jealousy.

So Dora the Rat hanged herself and died.

The End.

Moral of the story:

Dont live with Hayden coz he'll poison your mind.

There! I hope your kids, nieces and nephews will enjoy reading that, will find it informative and fun.

KJ.