Kris Jasper and There's Something Wrong With KrisJasper.com part 3; might be the last of the series, might not be. Who knows?

Im hoping there's a competition for the "world's longest blog post title" cause I will definitely send this as my official entry.

Anyway, to conclude this Oscar Award worthy series (but who knows...), I will feature
The Eden Project.

The Eden Project has the world's largest greenhouse.

Before entering the main domes/biomes, you'll have to conquer first the zigzag pathwalks and the steep hill.

Also, dont forget those annoying tourists that might stop you to have their fotos taken, like the way I stopped some earthlings in random and requested them to have our group fotos taken.

Yes I took those flowers foto. Yes Im sad...

That "statue" is made of garbages (old PCs, metals, wires, old appliances, my own personal life).

Eden Project has 3 Biomes. The Rainforest Biome, the Meditteranean Biome and the Outdoor Biome.

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As much as I'd love to pretend Im Einstein and blab some scientific psychodoodles, unfortunately this is Kris jasper.com. And this site is mostly about hallucinations, camwhoring and discreet vomitting, so please dont make me lecture about those freaking Biomes.

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All I can say is, each Biome has different plants collected from around the globe (who knows, it might be from your neighbour's garden?). And except for the Outdoor Biome, as it is not covered, the 2 other Biomes' temperatures are regulated. So it's like being inside the oven.

For more infos, contact Kuya Kim, or check their website (www.edenproject.com).

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As told, this is krisjasper.com so this shouldnt be missed:

And on that day that I jumped, smiled, walked, tumbled and rotated 2.2 curved up high in the air of the Eden Project, I wore my Armani shirt, A/X cargo shorts, Ralph sunglasses, Lacoste shoes and 10 analgesic tablets in my pocket.

Anyway, here's inside the Mediterranean Biome:

Inside the Rainforest dome:

Coconut tree in UK, and Im sure I saw a banana tree as well.

And here I am pretending to be troubled and falling.

My A is away this week, so Im alone... and sad. So this afternoon I dragged my feet to city centre/ Borders bookstore and bought GQ (US) coz I know I will need plenty of stuffs to read to drowse my brain and consciousness. Then I went to the gym (alone and sad). Then I ate my dinner, I had fish and chips (I ate alone... and Im sad).

The time now is 2:47am. And Im lying alone with my head on the phone, thinking of you til it hurts.

KJ's Line of the Week:

This I told Staff HM today:

"Just because I have a new crush doesnt mean Im a slut! Perhaps almost, but not entirely... NOT YET!"

(are you confused now? Good.)

Boo.

Kris Jasper.