During those days that I was absent from blogworld, I lived my life the way Ive always wanted it to be.
EMPTY.
And on one of those empty days that I tried to survive emotionally, I wore my black and coloured stripes TopMan shirt and dark grey trousers that Ive folded like cropped. This week had been very warm, and to wear jeans and long trousers is like committing parricide, cause
to kill sperm is parricide.
My A said that what I have been publishing in here is getting shallower, and Im superficial and lacking depth. It is just ridiculous that it took my A six years to realize that.
But on contrary, if you want gravity of seriousness and emotional profundity, I'll give you this:
The Essence of a Blogger.
"The origin of this site is a blogger and is a human. A human is one who shows a reader what love, sharing and caring is all about. This is the essence of a blogger."
(Thank you Sushmita for that).
As a blogger I wish:
- for Gloria to be satisfied and contented with what she had kept in her own personal bank account, I meant what she had contributed to RP's history (which unfortunately is more debt, unfinished projects, unfinished railways, how to be a bitch and be a poor role model to today's youth).
- For Hayden to sort out Gloria Arroyo's breast implants (if the rumours are true), then they can dance together. Can you imagine Gloria wiping Hayden's sweats? SWEET.
- For RP's congressman and senators (and all politicians for that matter) to have waistline limit. Discipline starts in one's self.
- for the Filipinos to truly elect somebody who deserves to be in Malacanang, someone who truly cares and has the knowledge to change the system.
- For Hayden to be buttfucked by a horse and in effect, that video to be dispersed internationally. This is the only way his victims can get even with him.
- For people to be ready for 21.12.2012.
- For Andy Murray to win Wimbledon 2009.
And there!
Hang on, to add more seriousness in today's post, here's Andy Murray signing autographs.
And me signing autographs too!
(nearly 800 followers in twitter, nearly 40,000 site hits. If Im not a celebrity, I dont know what to call myself)
BOO!
Kris Jasper.
22 picked a peck of pickled pepper:
Why empty?
I am not a fan, but i probably made one of the balls Andy Murray is playing with. True! We manufactured the Dunlop balls! :)
And why I havent followed you yet in twitter? Wait, let me log -in. :)
HEY! Im currently watching Murray vs. Roddick, Wimbledon semis.
when the 2010 elections came, are there any election centers in UK (UK ka di ba? tama ba? hehehe)
meron dito, sa london po.
Im more of a fan of Nadal and Federer sorry for that, but of course Murray is also a good one.
Very Sushmita indeed! And how old were you when she won and you can match her witty remarks with your profundity.
naku pwede bang pa autograph sa blog ko kris? :) ako I don't find your blog shallow or superficial. ung sa blog ko siguro, pwede pa.
hahahahaha.... good one....
sorry boy but TEAM NADAL all the way.....
")
I am not just your biggest fan, now an avid follower too. I add your link in my bloglist so as not to miss any post of "KJ and the.."
hahaha...ang kulit mo tlaga. :) i like the shallowness of this blog. tell A your blog makes us happy. :)
kakatwa yung breast implants rumor abt Arroyo. ewan ko ba. kadire diba if it were true. :)
i love the last shot! you are a celebrity!!! but i'm rooting for Federer. hehe
oh come on
youre a superstar, that is what you are.
and A is the greatest fan you ever had.
im not trying to be sarcastic
I like your wishes! o",)
Why not wear shorts or trunks to avoid committing parricide?
iba na talaga ang sikat! when can i get your autograph? :)
i just noticed, it's been almost 2 years since we started visiting each other's blogs. cheers kj! :)
oi kuya KJ, papa-autograph din ako. nyahehehe.
wow. look at the twins on the girl opposite murray. nice.
i am a fan. ur a celebrity in ur own right.
hahaha... now A is giving you some sensible feedback.
i too want an autograph from kris jasper. not his clone. not the alien. not the robot.
hahahha...loved this post!
i surely can't imagine Gloria wiping the sweat of Hayden..don't think she could reach the chest of hayden..lolz
your blog is full of inspiration..to inspire us not to take life too seriously..haha that's how it appears to me... tell me if it's not the way you wanted me to understand it...
Wow. Nalula ako sa numbers. Umabot lang ata ng 500 followers ko, masaya na ko. haha. Cool!
alone?
nahhh...
great number of followers ah..
for me..well you are really famous,. ^_^
awww...pa autograph naman!
hahaha! too bad for murray---federer won! hahaha! maka-federer nga pla ako. but i like murray too. i'm quite disappointed that nadal was injured. wimbledon this year could've been more exciting..hehe
you're a celebrity KJ. make sure A knows that :P
hi pasyal pasyal sa blog mu...
i just wish all ur wishes come true... hehehe! cool post ah! :)
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