Kris Jasper and an Eulogy to a Shrinking Blogger.

And Im back from my mental health leave!

While AT WORK, sometime last week:

8am, temp: WARM.

And I wore my Topman yellow shirt, topman braces, trousers and chucks.


Same day @ 11am.
TEMP: GETTING INTO MY NERVES sort of WARMTH.

So I changed into my USC black shirt, Gap blue stripes shorts and Gap slips.


STILL @ THAT SAME DAY:
1:00pm,Temp: OH FUCK OFF HOT!!!!

And so I changed my shirt from Black USC to Pink Abercrombie.

(Yes!, 3 outfit changes in one shift.... Coz Im a celebrity).


And that's when I realized it! My clothes have turned baggy! IM STILL SHRINKING!

Ive turned into one of those Ang TV kids during the 90's! That has infuriates me. So when I had the chance again last week, I went to Gap and in this picture Im trying that shorts.



Then I tried that one below, but notice how BIG that size is. And that is the size of my clothes since last year.

So I tried that shorts below, 2 inches lower than my suppose-to-be size.

TRIVIA: This time in 2007, I was wearing size 36, last year I started wearing size 32.

NOW I'M TWO SIZES LOWER THAN THAT!

Air and paper diet is freakingly working! YEY!

This is kris jasper actually talking:

So, that music icon is already gone. It's just a shame that most people are enticed to say good things usually when a person is clinically dead.

I hope there truly is heaven so he can see and hear what his fans are saying about him.

Now my dear readers, please email me (krisjasper@krisjasper.com) and tell me what you'll say in my funeral. I'd rather hear those Eulogies now. I might feature your speeches. Im inviting all of my readers, bloggers and non- bloggers.

Please tell me while Im still alive.

sigh...

Kris Jasper.