Saturday, 28 November 2009

Kris Jasper and the Vegetarian Vampires

Bella, will you marry me?

EEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


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And it was on the first day it was shown that we watched that film of vampires and wolves and that bitch who wanted to be a vampire, but her anaemic, sedative overdosed looking vampire boyfriend wont give in to her request (yet).

First, the title was shown... and the people screamed (EEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!)

Then Edward was shown.... and the people screamed (EEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

Then that naked torso of that werewolf was shown.... and the people screamed (EEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

Then I realized I ate the entire tray of nachos..... so I screamed (EEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!)

And also, we watched that film called 2012.

It was crap.

But all throughout the film we could smell something that seemed to be from a dead animal.
I thought it was part of the movies effects... not just visual, but nasal effects too.

Then when the film was finished and they turned the lights on, we discovered where that awful smell came from... it was from that boy who sat 3 seats away from us. It was because he took his feet off his shoes while watching the film.


EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I have not done this for a long time.... hence I'd like to bring back the

KRIS JASPER pose.

This was when I was in RiverIsland, trying those things we call jeans.




And another one cause it's free.




And how dare that mayor from Mindanao (allegedly) kill those 50 (+) humans just because he didnt want his political opponents to file their candidacy? I curse him and all those who were involved in that massacre. I curse them all. I hope all bad things will happen to them on the next 13 years. They dont deserve to live. They will all be haunted.

I really hope that in my lifetime, I'll see peace in Mindanao.

And now, on a more serious post, I watched that news when that Filipino won CNN's "Hero of the Year". I admire him for that idea of "mobile library".

Congrats to him; and because of him, I thought of inventing "mobile mirrors" you dont have to go to that wall to check yourself in the mirror, give me a call and I'll bring it in front of you instead. Will any of you nominate me next year please?

And now it's Christmas.... Ive just downloaded 40 songs.


Kris Jasper.

24 picked a peck of pickled pepper:

carlotta1924 said...

lol @ the twilight/new moon commentary! i don't think i'd like to watch that movie if i'll only hear the screaming of fans. eeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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missed your kris jasper pose. <3 next time with beard ha? :D

jonathan said...

Same reaction with 2012. OK, I'll nominate you for "Hero of Mirrors" as your a professional now when it comes to posing. I like the header, very Christmassy. What do I like from Santa K.J., hmmmm....

Denis said...

heya kris!

nice christmas feel...

and the famous pose is back!

Pietro said...

About movies, I always like Walt Disney's Fantasia, for the splendid musics and pictures!

krishA said...

I've only just seen New Moon last night. Personally, I think the movie and the characters are a little bit overrated.

Miss you pala! :)

ace said...

hi, kj! i'm back. :D

you should be a stand-up comedian or something! :P

just watched both movies, too. they were good for the eyes but the plots are blah.

don't little boys there don't get smelly feet treated or something? lol. kidding. :)

Boying Opaw said...

EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahaha. anyway, I'm from Mindanao. and, I'm coming home for the holidays. yehey!

Lawstude said...

i didn't like 2012 too. pure hype. lol on the nachos.

Mangyan Adventurer said...

I like them both... Magkaiba naman sila ng genre e... Hehe :)

Raft3r said...

peace in mindanao is a pretty good xmas wish
=)

iSHMOi said...

Hahahahha! You never fail to me me laugh/smile. :))

About the screaming moviegoers, tell me about its. I did not watch it on it's first day of showing because I've learned from Twilight! Teenagers were screaming so loud everytime Edward appears on the screen.

REDLAN said...

Ehhhhhh. Lol. Christmas na christmas ang header natin ahhhh.... Bakit ayaw pa ni Edward maging vampire yang si Bella??? Sobrang natawa ako sa ehhhh dito.

mikel said...

EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!

haha. cute. :)

kuri said...

hey tukayong kj, musta na? those jeans look good on you. ayan ah, fan mo pa rin ako.

I haven't watched twilight nor 2012 so i have no comment on that.

Advanced MERRY CHRISTMAS! :)

P.S.
to those who were behind the maguindanao massacre,

PUT*NG*NA NILANG LAHAT!!!

Yj said...

pssssssssst.... i think i will be dominated next year....

meron na akong kariton motel bwahahahahaha

the donG said...

i believe we have the same wish for mindanao. in our time. i hope.

the twilight craze. every lady is talking about it in the office.

nuts said...

..not just visual, but nasal effects too.<--- eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh

KJ poses again for free... eeeehhhhhhhhhhh

hahaha, thanks, you made me laugh again today.

lucas said...

good thing i didn't watch 2012. i knew the story was crappy and the visual effects were just there to compensate for it. hehe!

edward is a walking cadaver. haha!

i'll vote for. mobile mirrors"---very innovative. that is what our world needs right now. :P

peace out!

Mac Callister said...

and im one of those peeps screaming on those scenes you mentioned LOL!

Fjordan Allego said...

first, I havent watched New Moon. Ayoko kasi siyang panoorin nang ako lang mag-isa. And I guess, hindi ko na nga siya mapapanood dahil most the people now eh nakapanood na..

second, napanood ko yung 2012 at nagustuhan ko yung movie na yun..

third, sige lang! go ka lang sa model pose mo! hehehe!

fourth, gaya mo at ng maraming mga Pilipino at mga totoong TAO sa mundo, galit lahat sa mga Ampatuans na may kagagawan ng karumaldumal na massacre sa Maguindanao..

fifth, napabilib din ako ni Penaflorida sa kanyang mobile library..

sixth, baka kailanganin ko yung serbisyo mo para sa mobile mirror.. hehehe dahil masyado akong conscious sa itsura ko kapag nagcocommute..

seventh, malapit na nga ang Xmas.. at excited na ako! hahaha

eight, hiningal ako sa dami ng diniscuss mo sa entry na to hahahha!!

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Nash said...

hahaha

funny movie review

:P

"nasal effects"

REDLAN said...

Happy Birthday KJ!

Fjordan Allego said...

hmm birthday mo Kris Jasper? Sakto ah! Happy Birthday!! hehehe

Happy Holidays pala! matagal-tagal akong mawawala bago makapag-internet ulit.. uuwi kasi ng province..

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I am Xprosaic said...

Ahahahahahhaha... lol at all those EEEEHHH moments... ahahahahahaha... well some part of mindanao are just not that peaceful but basically it's essentially peaceful... jijijijiji